Hair loss has nothing to do with hairstyle choices. Where do people come up with this stuff? Female pattern baldness is something that affects a much higher %age of women than MPB affects men, but it is not nearly as dramatic, that's all. It is usually nothing more than a noticeable thinning overall, but it does affect many women. And WTF does it matter????? Katie, if you are listening, you could be completely bald and I would not kick you out of bed. Apparently there are a lot of Goerge Costanzas in the audience ("Does her cheek have a rosy hue?")...