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Thu, Apr 13 2006 23:37
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
Google image search result for
'pig penis'

Fri, Apr 14 2006 11:15
quantiq
Norwich, England
Posts 2,433
I'd rather screw anything other than Norma Lity!

Sheep are the best, especially when they make the effort by putting on some lippy. They also make appropriate noises which human females don't like to.

"Bleat, go on! Baa for daddy!"

As for the question of being wasted, I once drank a bottle of Captain Morgan's Rum in an hour and suddenly woke up in hospital. Close to being stomach pumped that night. I was picking dried up vomit from my nose for quite a while.



Sat, Apr 15 2006 1:31
Chilipepper
California
Posts 161
...The lakers just beat portalnd, and kobe had 50
Tue, Apr 18 2006 16:39
drumasteruk
sunny south coast
Posts 1,573

Hiya Quantiq

You keep confirming my suspicions!

Capt. Morgan !! That wasnt drunk, that was diy poisoning!

Next time try a bottle of ''Fussers Rum'' the 120% if you can get itBig Smile [:D]

ps: dont risk it if your diabetic!!

DrumCool [<-|]

Wed, Apr 19 2006 21:36
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
"...ps: dont risk it if your diabetic!!"

Ohhh... I agree to that! Good advice!


Here is another thought, why is it that when YOU like a girl, she wants NOTHING to do with you? Yet when you pay NO mind/attention to her..she wants you? Makes you think. If you think about it, the answer is simple.

Painted
Wed, Apr 19 2006 22:39
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
okay, painted ...

but if I toss her salad and she follows me home, do I keep her?

Confused [:-s]
Thu, Apr 20 2006 11:07
Toadpipe
Posts 378
....if she's a vegetarian.  and likes large cucumbers
Sun, Apr 30 2006 22:37
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
fuck, I hate ranch dressing ...

Jumping Ball [JB]
Mon, May 1 2006 1:51
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
"GODDAMIT ! The goat just threw up on the carpet again."



Thu, May 4 2006 19:23
Chilipepper
California
Posts 161


Raja Bell is a little bitch for hard fouling Kobe.




Thu, May 4 2006 21:11
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
Chilipepper:


Raja Bell is a little bitch for hard fouling Kobe.






I can't say I've ever seen a 'clothesline' in basketball before.

Sat, Jun 24 2006 17:58
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
Did you know that fish do NOT have eyelids! My guestion is this... how do they sleep? Do they sleep and if so, when? At night? In the day? And if they don't sleep, how do they get thier rest?... Oh God, my head hurts now! I think I need a drink!

Painted
Sat, Jun 24 2006 18:09
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
And now that I'm on a thought. IS Woody Allen really a bad person? I mean aside from HIM dating and wedding his own daughter...

Painted
Sat, Jun 24 2006 20:01
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
paintedtoes:
And now that I'm on a thought. IS Woody Allen really a bad person? I mean aside from HIM dating and wedding his own daughter... Painted


Woody is a freaky, little fuck but his daughter was adopted so what do you say?
I've had lots of thoughts about so-called immoral or unethical situations like this but I've never acted upon them so ....

meanwhile, I have constant dayreams about walking into a customer's house to fix whatever only to see the hardbody MILF and her sexy teen daughters having a Mazola party on the kitchen floor.
Sun, Jun 25 2006 4:00
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
paintedtoes:
Did you know that fish do NOT have eyelids! My guestion is this... how do they sleep? Do they sleep and if so, when? At night? In the day? And if they don't sleep, how do they get thier rest?... Oh God, my head hurts now! I think I need a drink! Painted

Before you grab that drink, consider this fish fact. Yes fish sleep, as well fish fuck. Where do fish fuck? Fish fuck in water. So when we drink water, we're drinking fish ffuck. Our bodies are composed almost entirely of water. Ergo we're almost all nothing but fish fuck.
 
Crocodiles also have no eyelids. Crocodiles also fuck in water. But we're not crocodile fuck. However if you're in the fucking water, with a fucking crocodile then you are just plain fucked.



Sun, Jun 25 2006 13:17
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
well, that explains my shiney coat and the ability to hold my breath for minutes at a time ...

I recall one of you guys posting a while ago about all the excess whale ejaculate in the ocean ... which explains that 'salt water' thang.

do we dare cover frogs and other pond scum?

Sun, Jun 25 2006 16:35
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
Madcow, Cin

1. Let's here it folks. If you (HAD) a wife and you left her or she left you. And let's just say you had a HOT, HOT step daughter (of legal age of course) and she fell in love with YOU and you knew that you loved her (yes, in that kind of way) and she wanted to marry YOU. Would you??

2. Remind me never to drink or get into the water again.


Painted
Sun, Jun 25 2006 17:37
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
paintedtoes:
Madcow, Cin 1. Let's here it folks. If you (HAD) a wife and you left her or she left you. And let's just say you had a HOT, HOT step daughter (of legal age of course) and she fell in love with YOU and you knew that you loved her (yes, in that kind of way) and she wanted to marry YOU. Would you?? 2. Remind me never to drink or get into the water again. Painted


okay, painted -

1- I'm not into the legal aspect of marriage (certificates, etc.) but I would live in sin with her and fuck what anybody thought - you know, the nosey family members ...

2- don't ever drink or get into the water (hot tubs are okay).

Sun, Jun 25 2006 18:06
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
paintedtoes:
1. Let's here it folks. If you (HAD) a wife and you left her or she left you. And let's just say you had a HOT, HOT step daughter (of legal age of course) and she fell in love with YOU and you knew that you loved her (yes, in that kind of way) and she wanted to marry YOU. Would you??


Well wadda know.
A question I am actually qualified to answer. I meet every criteria of the afore proposed hypothetical question.
No shit. Is true. The real deal. On the up & up. Honest injun.
Cross my heart & hope da die, stick a needle in my eye.Angel

Here's the smere.....
If you (HAD) a wife { I did } and you left her or she left you { We did }. And let's just say you had a HOT, HOT step daughter (of legal age of course) { I do } and she fell in.....
{ Now here's where the question just no longer works for me. It now falls into non-pondering realm. See I watched this kid grow up. Played a large part in her raising. So along with moms, sisters, aunts and real ugly cousins, my mind shuts completely down and will not even allow consideration of the concept.}
.....Would you?? { No! But hey, ask me the same question again about some of her friends. Devil}




Mon, Jun 26 2006 1:40
Alsayid69
Posts 285

cinsidy:
quantiq:
Time to get back to normality.


"It really is a small world."
"Good Gosh Golly Quantiq! You sure called that one."
"I had no idea you knew Norma Lity. But sure as shit, soon as I mentioned your name her face lit up in a big 'O' shit shiney grin.
And she said she'd take you back any time."

ps, "If you do see her, could you tell her, I'm really gonna need to get my dick back."


Hmnnnn... if Serena Williams orgasmed while riding your cock, would she pinch it off?


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