FROM THE VOLUME: TALES FROM MY YOUTH

expanded polystyrene
makes a screeching hard to bear

when rubbed against a windowpane
your hair goes up on end
you cover your ears 
shudders run down your spine
your blood starts to clot
you close your eyes 
and block your nose... 

and then at last the screeching stops
you can start to breathe again

and all because expanded polystyrene
makes a screeching hard to bear

FROM THE VOLUME: LOST LOVE

three times she called him, three times
but after the second time he lost track
...she only called him twice

Whats this?......too much booze or not enough?. Or depressed because your database has an ''error'' stopping it from working?. Drum

FROM THE BURGLAR'S BIBLE

five ways to unlock a door 
get some keys or call me for more

FROM THE DISCOUNT COMPILATION: MIKE'S RECIPES

i like suchii
it's easy to make
my wife does it

TIPS FOR GOOD ADMINISTRATION

if a letter makes it's way to the bottom of the pile
leave it there
it was it's destiny

FROM THE VOLUME: THE SECRET OF LIFE

nature made a mistake
inherent but true
not all girls have a vagina
but bad boys have both

From 'Marital facts' (first edition)

where people put things
is a mystery to me
they ask my help to keep them track
and later find them back
but surprise surprise 
they escape their eyes
and when i tell the mice ate them
they blame me as i am not a mouse

GOVERNMENT ISSUES

i poll
you poll
he polls and she polls
we all poll together
and so do you
but at interpol they don't poll at all

Hi Mike. Was that for me?, i've got connections there. drum

Not in particular.... it's stuff that happens when I'm in the right mood. As you know, I do not read books, so it makes thing more easy to create fragments as they occur. Much like playing riffs if you don't listen to music.

So if anyone wants to join in and write their thing in this thread, please feel at home ;).

SLEEP DIRT

at night i drink gallons of water
it helps give me wet dreams
and a hard dick in the morning
for me to play with

Just browsing through the old posts. Wonder why Mike gave up on his"poetry"?. Come on Mike.....I heard you get quite poetic about beer the other week. Drum