Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in
love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went
to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the
relationship.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his lady
friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd
better say so now."
"Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied.
"I'm a hooker."
"I see", Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You
know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when
you tee off."