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Shoot for the Moon

Tue, May 3 2005 20:27
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
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  • " The Sky's The Limit "
  • " One of these days Alice... Wham! Pow! To da Moon, "
  • " Moon river, wider than a mile.........."
  • " One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind."
  • " Blue Moon, You saw me standing alone. Without a dream in my heart. Without a love of my own."
  • "If they can put a man on the Moon,....."
  • " Hey diddle diddle. The cat & the fiddle. The cow jumped over the Moon. "
  • " and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the Moon."
.   Consider the concept. Study the statistics. Bear in mind the bar graph.
.    Then please.
         Communicate your Calculated Conclusions.

 Based on the theory linked below.
1;  What's your current mission status?
2;  Co-pilot craft command percentage? (only if applicable, copilot verification & flight logs required)
3;  Who's already been there?
4;  Who made it first?
5:  Who will never make it?


 .          and,.......so it goes
Purefessore Sidy
http://www.feralweb.com/fwap.htm
Tue, May 3 2005 22:00
cowboyk
Bottom of the Whisky Barrel
Posts 434
I see some-one who might be from the moon.....(coo coo coo coo)
Tue, May 3 2005 22:25
jdk32498
USA/Pa
Posts 4,255
thats a good point cowboy..  I've been thinkin that for a while....  lol
Tue, May 3 2005 22:28
Superevil
Floriduh
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Do you mind sharing whatever drugs you're on?
Tue, May 3 2005 22:36
cowboyk
Bottom of the Whisky Barrel
Posts 434
Oooops I shoulda read the link too I guess....
Well thanks to peachy we may all reach the moon by......... lunch time tomorrow.

ps. nice reply below Rave.
Tue, May 3 2005 23:03
ravenman
Maryland, USA
Posts 1,295

Being the Freudian analytical mind that I am I believe it all goes back to Cin's infatuation with Zappa. The Moon  represents a closeness with Frank

Bear with me as we study this post.

"Wham! Pow!" suggests a need to feel power with women

" Blue Moon, You saw me standing alone."  yet at the same time represents our patient's yearning to be aknowledged by his true love

"If they can put a man on the Moon,....." I think what Cin really meant by this is a man IN the moon"

" Hey diddle diddle. The cat & the fiddle.".. A truly ironic reference to his musical past and Mr. Zappa.

" and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the Moon." - Here Mr. Cin appears to reach out to his true love and ask her if she is open to possible lifestyle changes.

My professional opinion after reading this is that Cin really wants to fuck Moon Unit Zappa in the ass.

 

Cinserly Yours,

Rave Freud  Beer [B]Yes [Y]

Wed, May 4 2005 1:39
Nobush
Home of the Shaved Clam
Posts 863
I am not high enough right now for this thread. 
Wed, May 4 2005 1:50
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
OK, I do see that I am at fault here. Let me spell out in great detail the mystery behind this incredibly complex cryptic post. If you're still unclear after reading this explanation. Please sit quitely and wait until Fucktard comes along,  and ask him to help you with the hard words as you read this again. OK? I need to get through this before the next Short Bus group arrives.
 
Thread Topic:
"Shoot For The Moon"  This is a common phrase meant to express intentions of achieving extreme goals.

8 Quotations:
Each quote has a reference to the moon. I gave each quote a different color hoping that might keep your attention. The Lime Green quote is from the early TV classic
"The Honeymooners". The Violet quote is from "Moon River" A song made popular by Andy Williams.
 The quotes are just decorations meant to keep your minds focused on the thread theme which is? No Rave it's not titties. It's the MOON.

The Study Guide Plan:
This is simply a brief overview of  the information that will be provided when you click the link located as always at the bottom of the post.

 ( Based on the theory linked below.):
This means that there is a link below. And what do you do when there is a link? No Rave. The answer is not titties. Sit down and wait for F~. The answer is CLICK IT ! You CLICK ON THE LINK. Oh Look! There's the link again.
http://www.feralweb.com/fwap.htm
Did you click it? I didn't think so. Have a seat and F~ will show you how.

The Link:
Provides in great depth and detail how to calculate the strokes used masterbating into a measure of distance. and then how many times you would have to jack off in order to reach the moon.

I am sorry for all the confusion. I mistakenly assumed that this post would be such a simple thing to understand.
I know if I had asked for pictures of  titties from some girl gone into hiding under the federal governments witness relocation program, I'd be up to my neck with attachments, jpg's, gif's, links, zip files, I bet she'd be on her knees blowing me by now if you guys set your minds to it. and.......You know what? Fuck this thread! Work on this witness titty idea instead.

c.


Wed, May 4 2005 6:17
Nobush
Home of the Shaved Clam
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did somebody say "titties"? 
Wed, May 4 2005 7:14
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
 Nobush wrote:
did somebody say "titties"? 














Wed, May 4 2005 13:45
BlackCat
Curaçao/N.A.
Posts 160

This is way too intellectual for me....

 

Wed, May 4 2005 14:49
quantiq
Norwich, England
Posts 2,433
1;  What's your current mission status?
2;  Co-pilot craft command percentage? (only if applicable, copilot verification & flight logs required)
3;  Who's already been there?
4;  Who made it first?
5:  Who will never make it?

1. Not being a genius like the person mentioned at #4, being deterred by the magnitude of the venture and being a realist, I decided long ago that hurtling straight towards the destination was not feasible. (Not to mention wearing out my love truncheon and possibly becoming blind). Therefore I set out to to locate a wankhole that could accelerate me through the cosmos. Granted this is extremely dangerous and wankholes are notoriously difficult to find, although there are rumours of one near Swaffham, (a small inbred community in Norfolk, England). I've travelled many miles but as yet am no closer.

2. My able co-pilot joined me on the LunaQuest 9 years back and has approximately contributed 10%. At this point I have to take issue with the claim that motivation has a negligible effect. When seeking assistance to continue the Noble Journey cries of "Do it yourself", and "what's in it for me?" are regular phrases, as well as the hurtful barb of; "Is that all you've got?". However the true purpose remains hidden from my co-pilot, who has always been convinced I seek pure pleasure, rather than something far more important. She wouldn't understand. Therefore no verification forthcoming and all flight logs have long been washed.

3. http://www.lpi.usra.edu/expmoon/apollo_landings.html
They cheated. Long thought an incredible technological advancement of the species, 'Spacecrafts' used for the purpose of 'Shooting for the Moon', are really primitive penis extensions. The ends do not justify the means in this case. What made it worse was that they thought they could pull the wool over our eyes.

4. Leonardo da Vinci
http://www.lairweb.org.nz/leonardo/
Inventor of the fwapomatic, a device that using magnetic pulses could keep up high speed penis stimulation and would only stop when deactivated by the wearer. The man is a legend. Don't bother looking on that website for details/sketches of the device, NASA had all references removed. Unfortunately once landing on the moon the device stopped and poor Leonardo eventually shot gigantic waves of  jism over the cratered surface. Hence the misconception that the moon is made of cream cheese.

5. The Chinese man whose wife castrated him and tied his manhood to a balloon. A clear misinterpretation of the concept. Man and penis must be connected to work properly. What made matters worse the forlorn prick entered North Korean airspace and was shot down.
Wed, May 4 2005 14:50
ravenman
Maryland, USA
Posts 1,295

Oops, didn't see the linkEmbarrassed [:$]

Must have gotten lost in the multi hued post

My Bad..... What have I learned from this?

Don't try to overanalyize that which you have absolutely no clue about.

 

 

Wed, May 4 2005 17:32
Vatsis
cold capital of Finland
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 cinsidy wrote:
OK, I do see that I am at fault here. Let me spell out in great detail the mystery behind this incredibly complex cryptic post. If you're still unclear after reading this explanation.

Here on Peachy, I thought people click only the links and never read the text. Even I missed the article... 'This time, Cin had his accordion playing just too loud.'

BUT, to the questions:

Mission Status: Looking for some fuel - organic & with a cute smile.

Already been there: Andy Kaufman (=man on the moon)

Who made it first: Adam, when there was no Eve. And God Saw it Was No Good.

Who will never make it: No-one will make it until we get a reactor that raises single fwaping -power unit to potens (%) 100.


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