My dick is so big, it has a horizon.
My dick is so big, I rent it out for weddings and Bar-Mitzfahs.
My dick is so big, I run three-legged races by myself.

My dick is so big, I lost my legs in Vietnam and can still drive a manual
My dick is so big, it's in a boy band with four other big dicks
My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss

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my dick is so big, it has its own atlas.
my dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me in high school.
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my dick is so big, when I wake up it's already been at the office for 30 mins.
my dick is so big, Santa Claus calls ahead for 'fly zone' clearance.
my dick is so big, it scares the hippos at the zoo.
my dick is so big, it made Chuck Norris cry like a little bitch.

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madcow:

my dick is so big, it made Chuck Norris cry like a little bitch.

awesome

My dick is so big, it has an elbow.

My dick is so big, when you go to the theater you can now buy popcorn in small, medium, large and My Dick

My dick is so big, at one time it was almost drafted by the Cleavland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger dick on the team than he was.

The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.

My dick is so big, it formed it's own country "The People's Republic of My Dick"

My dick is so big, Stephen Hawkins wrote a theory about it.

My dick is so big, Nike named a shoe after it "Air My Dick"

My dick is so big, it's got it's own people. Have your people call my dicks people, hey let's have lunch with my dick!

My dick is so big, it's right behind you.

My dick is so big, it's got it's own dick and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

my dick is so big, it jerks ME off.
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My dick is so big, it can only be measured in theory.

 

My dick is so big, it's got its own gang sign.
My dick is so big, it has bark. 
My dick is so big, it has tonsils. 
My dick is so big, it can only be measured in theory. 
My dick is so big, it has a horizon. 
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My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.
My dick is so big, that when I fly, it has to take the train.
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My dick is so big, Florida had to measure it twice. 
My dick is so big, it has a north pole
My dick is so big, it killed its ex-wife and got away with it scott free. 
My dick is so big, I run three-legged races by myself. 
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My dick is so big, compasses do not function properly around it.
My dick is so big, the Pope has blessed it.
My dick is so big, Al Gore invented it 
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My dick is so big, VH1 is letting it host an episode of "The List."
My dick is so big, premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes. 
My dick is so big, I'm listed as an organ donor twice on my driver's license. 
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My dick has a sunrise and sunset Your Name, not mine
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My dick is so big, it sleeps with one eye open.
My dick is so big, they cold run the Indy 500 on it, with no turns. 
My dick is so big, it's getting its own State Quarter.
My dick is so big, it has training wheels.
My dick is so big, someone once used it as a lifeline on, "Who wants to be a millionaire?"
My dick is so big, my erections cause a total eclipse.
My dick is so big, I use it to spear fish.
My dick is so big, they ride it in rodeos. 
My dick is so big, I lost my legs in Veitnam and can still drive a manual. 
My dick is so big, The LAPD used it to beat Rodney King.
My dick is so big, it can only be measured in AU's.
My dick is so big, when I get aroused, the Earth develops an elliptical orbit!
My dick is so big, it's in a boy band with four other big dicks.
My dick is so big, it's a government scapegoat. 
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My dick is so big, I can change channels without the remote.
My dick is so big, I can smuggle 14 kilos of crack, 9 stolen cars, and 5 illegal immigrants across the border in it. 
My dick is so big, it has its own zip code.
My dick is so big it sank the Titanic
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My dick is so big, Saddam was found hiding in it. 
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My dick is so big, the government is suing it for anti-trust violation.
My dick is so big it went condo.
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My dick is so big, it has an ego.
My dick is so big, it has its own line of hip hop clothing.
My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
My dick is so big, it won the Nobel Peace Prize.
My dick is so big, Scott Adams writes a cartoon about it. It's called "Dickbert."
My dick is so big it gives me an allowance.
My dick is so big, it played Daddy Warbucks on Broadway. 
My dick is is the Government Your Name, not mine 
My dick is so big, when in Leno's mouth you can't see his chin!!!
My dick is so big, Spiderman thinks I'm Doctor Cocktopus 
My dick is so big, it's a tax write-off.
My dick is so big, it's a bouncer at The Boiler Room.
My dick is so big, it's sectional.
My dick is so big, the man always be tryin' to keep it down.
My dick is so big, it hangs out on the set of "Friends." 
My dick is so big, I can play mailbox baseball while driving.
My dick is so big Alan Greenspan uses it to raise interest rates.
My dick is so big, I decorate it at Christmas time.
My dick is so big, if I didn't sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.
My dick is so big, the doctor had to use a chainsaw to circumcize me.
My dick is so big, my sperm can carry passengers
My dick is so big, they use Sequoias to test my condems
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My dick is so big, I have to use a complex irrigation system just to take a piss.
My dick is so big, it used to be a Harlem Globetrotter.
My dick is so big it stormed the beach at Normandy.
My Dick is so big it affects the weather.
My dick is so big, it affects the weather.

 

The beginner

my dick is so big, it was the reason God rested on the 8th day.
my dick is so big, Shelley Winters practiced going down on it for her role in The Poseidon Adventure.
my dick is so big, Steven Segal refuses to work with it.
my dick is so big, it made Chuck Norris apologize for singing his own theme song.

my dick is so big, i had to buy a car with a sunroof
my dick is so big, it creates its own weather
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my dick is so big, it has been said that it is almost a star
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my dick is so big, we can never really know how big it is
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my dick is so big, i've agreed to help fund the enlargement of airports around the world so that they can handle it
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my dick is so big, it's a useful unit of distance in astronomy
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my dick is so big, no naturalistic iterative real world process could have accounted for it

my dick is so big, crossing any street takes one step
my dick is so big, it crosses different time zones
my dick is so big, photo's of it have to be taken by sattelite
my dick is so big, i don't have to bring anything when shooting pool
my dick is so big, uploading it's picture onto the internet with a T1-line takes months

-My dick is so big that it orbits my balls.
-My dick is so big that the US govt named it a national treasure.

my dick is so big, it fired donald trump.

My dick is so big my girlfriend said "ouch" when I put it in her bottom!

My dick so so big, I use it for batting practice.

My dick is so big, It shot Dick Cheney in the face!

My dick is so big it rises in Paris.

my dick is so big i can't fall over
my dick is so big you need five GPS satellites to track it
my dick is so big just by moving it, it causes google earth to have all those inaccurate and shitty images
my dick is so big the federal aviation administration has to put out advisories so the goodyear blimp doesn't get a prick
my dick is so big they play reville when i get morning wood
my dick is so big my girlfriend has to rent a cherry picker from the power company to get on it

My dick's so big it has been cancelled twice on Fox