Stupid Law Around The world

Thu, Mar 30 2006 1:13
Dirty Harry
Germany
Posts 672
In USA its like this: Say you are an 18 yr. old guy. Your girlfriend's 18 birthday is tommorow. But you just can't wait until tommorow, and sleep with her. Anyway its 23:59 on the last day of her 17 yr old, and you get caught... In the eyes of american law, you are a fucking pervert, pedofil, because she wasn't 18, and because of that you will go to jail, and than burn in hell, like all the other perverts...

God, im so happy living in Europe... (Capital City of Techno exacly)

Thu, Mar 30 2006 15:25
Dirty Harry
Germany
Posts 672
Anyway, because the server of Peachy is in USA... Thats because we have to post everything in the spirit of American purytanism... How is it in your countries? My country is normal, not so fucked up...
Thu, Mar 30 2006 20:21
Toadpipe
Posts 378
see the thing is that people in the us fuck at age 12 then go on oprah or jerry springer and bitch about it cause they're a sophomore in high school and have to take care of children.  i don't know of anyone here who has been busted for statutory rape except sick old weirdos who haven't realized their time to get young chicks was over, unless they were in porn.   teenagers have more sex than old people here, thats probably a fact but no one would sign up for that survey.  the thing about american law is that you can get away with it for a really long time unless the girl you fuck is 17 and has a loud mouth and her dad is a lawyer.  so the question is, if the girl of your interest is some stupidass blabbermouth who can't keep her mouth shut, even without your dick in it, when you weigh in the effects of fucking now or saving yourself from having to deal with some stupid underaged girl getting you in trouble, just go to peachy18, and macintouch will help you have multiple orgasms while masturbating. 
Thu, Mar 30 2006 22:52
ravenman
Maryland, USA
Posts 1,295

You'd only go to jail if a cop like Dirty Harry caught ya, only because he was pissed you were getting it and not him. Like every other country, here we have, "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly".

Fri, Mar 31 2006 8:12
Dirty Harry
Germany
Posts 672
Guys, u all dont get the point. It's not about the American People, its about american law, that could potentialy cause stupid situations like that.
Fri, Mar 31 2006 9:55
Vatsis
cold capital of Finland
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First, I thought the post was kind-of flamer, since the post might upset 90% of the members are from US... but if we generalize the subject some more we had to admit that there are crazy laws everywhere.

Some stupid laws here in Finland:

- every year, I must pay 700$ for using my tv. Police inspectors go from house to house with some scifi gadgets that read signs of television sets being used.

- our Culture Minister has got through a law that allow operators to use Internet traffic blocking software (yes, those like in China)... soon, I might be unable to get to PeachyForum if some operators find it not complying with their own specific rules.

- for each hard-disk, dvd, digibox etc. we must pay a high "cassette-fee" for the copyright society for using a device that can be used to save/record information which even raises our price level.

- there were talk about making MP3 players illegal, but luckily they haven't got through (yet)

Every country has it's own laws that just seem like bad jokes when you first read them...
Fri, Mar 31 2006 11:08
Toadpipe
Posts 378
Vatsis:

- every year, I must pay 700$ for using my tv. Police inspectors go from house to house with some scifi gadgets that read signs of television sets being used.



damn that is lame.  there are so many poor people in america who can barely afford a $90 tv from walmart, and we need tv to educate/raise our children.  i'm proud of my 19" tv.  you'll never get it from me coppers!
Mon, Apr 3 2006 2:27
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
The is just plain stupid... in the state of Colorado, if a girl is 18yrs old and the male is 5yrs older than her and you are with/dating whatever... it is against the LAW. By the way, this law was formed in the 1800's.... in todays world if they inforced this law, thousands of GUYS would be in jail. How stupid is this law in this day of age. No??

Painted
Mon, Apr 3 2006 6:11
Dirty Harry
Germany
Posts 672
Whith your example, is exacly like with prohibition of marihuana.... Everybody do it!!! Big Smile [:D]
Tue, Apr 4 2006 19:51
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
they're everywhere, they're everywhere ...

stupid laws in Canada >

1- in Saskatoon, it's illegal to try and catch a fish with your hands.
2- in parts of Quebec, it's illegal for a teen to walk down the street with untied shoes.
3- it's illegal for a man to drink with a woman in a beer parlour in Alberta.
4- in Winnipeg, it's illegal to be naked in your own home if you leave the blinds up.
5- in Burnaby, British Columbia, all dogs must be under control by 10 pm or their owners will be fined.
6- in Calgary, it's illegal to throw snowballs within city limits without authorization from the mayor or city council.

and the winner is ...

7- all bike riders in Edmonton must signal all turns with their arms and yet keep both hands on the handlebars at all times or be fined!

Wed, Apr 5 2006 1:04
Alsayid69
Posts 285
Germany is one of the strangest places in the world when it comes to countless laws on what you can do here, can't do there, must do on this day, but not on that day, can shout openly, and cannot even question... rules, rules, rules.  No people love authority and regulation more.
Wed, Apr 5 2006 2:04
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
In the United States of America, it is illegal to step on or destroy your state flower.

Painted
Wed, Apr 5 2006 3:05
Alsayid69
Posts 285

After a rash of public "toe licking" incidents in the Netherlands, Dutch parliamentarians recently set about the serious business of drawing up an amendment against the practice.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=355395

No word yet on what will be done to stop the ever present scourge of "wet willies." ROFL! [ROFL]

Wed, Apr 5 2006 3:50
Dirty Harry
Germany
Posts 672
In germany u can't have loud sex, and if u had, the police will come and give you 2000 Euro "Strafe"... My friend did have a situation like that, and his neighborous called the cops...
Wed, Apr 5 2006 5:53
Fucktard
San Diego, California
Posts 3,043
Retired Moderator
paintedtoes:
In the United States of America, it is illegal to step on or destroy your state flower.

Painted


Man, I just went medieval on a couple poppies and nothing happened to me....hold on someone is at the door.

F~
Wed, Apr 5 2006 14:58
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
Fucktard:
paintedtoes:
In the United States of America, it is illegal to step on or destroy your state flower.

Painted


Man, I just went medieval on a couple poppies and nothing happened to me....hold on someone is at the door.

F~


F~

LMAO!!
Wed, Apr 5 2006 15:17
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
This was sent to me by a friend (a lawyer, here in COLO 'USA')
From what I understand, hese are real laws in the state of Colorado (USA). How do I know...? I live here

Painted

COLORADO (USA) CRAZY LAWS!!


1.. It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

2. No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.(I Fucking hate this law!!)

3. It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.

4. Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.


Colorado Springs, Colo


1. It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays
.

Cripple Creek, Colo



1. It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.


Denver, Colo


1. You may not drive a black car on Sundays.

2. It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

3. It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.

4. The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.


Durango, Colo


1. It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.


Logan County (Colo)


1. It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Pueblo.

2. It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.

Sterling Colo


3. Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
Wed, Apr 5 2006 16:48
Alkasyn
Warsaw, Poland
Posts 641
Retired Moderator
OffTopic: Nice to see someone from Poland here. Cheers, mate.
Wed, Apr 5 2006 16:59
badmoischder
Baden-Württemberg/Germany
Posts 286
Dirty Harry:
In germany u can't have loud sex, and if u had, the police will come and give you 2000 Euro "Strafe"... My friend did have a situation like that, and his neighborous called the cops...

Howdy Harry,
the 2000 Euro wasn´t for the loud sex, it was because they were to loud (it´s egal if they have sex or party) There is a rule in Germany, that you should not be louder than "Zimmerlautstärke" (dont know the englisch word) after 10pm. It means you can hear musik, have a party or make sex, but not so loud that all neighbours can disturbed by it (most people smiles, if they hear loud sex and will have theitr own fun gg). Of course 2000 Euro are realy hard. Can´t understand why they have to pay so much. Were they loud as a siren and all night????? (God, I wanna meet this girl *fg*)


Another idiotic american law i found : there is a city (name forgotten)where its illegal if a bearded man kisses his wife in publicDevil [>:->]
Wed, Apr 5 2006 19:09
Dirty Harry
Germany
Posts 672
The girl is loud, but nothing else to be good... Befor my studies I lived in poland. Thats more funny country. There is a law, that it is forbidden to take a sunbath topless, because that's called a "Nieobyczajny Wybryk" (ill-manneredly prank).

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