It's all too true, unfortunately....about as close as a nerd can come to a fine-assed bitch's pussy like that is to sneak into the bathroom and steal her worn panties.
Then again, a fellow nerd associate of mine has been known to steal fine-assed bitch's used maxipads too. He takes them and wraps them around his dick and then strokes off like a nuclear-powered jack-hammer gone amuck with 1,000,000 compressions per minute!
I really can't hold it against him...I mean, WTF people - the poor guy still plays Dungeons & Dragons for christ's sake - he's entitled to whatever kind of "pussy" he can get, right?!
LOL
-Ricky Ricardo