Shock! Horror! How awful! Big Brother loser Chanelle Hayes is reeling
with embarrassment after a sex tape of her was released on the
internet. Just like Paris Hilton apart from... well, it's nothing like
the Paris Hilton one, and it's certainly no where near the Abi Titmuss
one, because it doesn't have any sex in it.
It's not a sex tape. There's no sex, and these days it probably wasn't filmed to tape. It's lies I tell you, lies.
doesn't even take her bra off. There's more sex on Brighton beach on a
sunny day. Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction was closer to sex.
It's just an attempt to get some publicity. I'm not saying it was
faked, but I think at one point you can hear a director shout, "Cut!"
it's recorded in night-vision. It looks like Bill Oddie's Badgerwatch.
In fact you're more likely to see actual sex on a wildlife show.
clearly just for publicity. She knows that sex tapes go viral on the
web and she wants to be famous.