Colored people page 1

Fri, Feb 24 2006 17:12
klchr96
Ottawa
Posts 1,845
Retired Moderator
a Black man walks into a cafe and notices he's the only black man there.
as he sat down he notices a white man behind him. The white man said to him "Colored people are not allowed here"
So that the black man turned, stood up and said "Listen sir, When i was born, I was black, When i grew up, I was black, when i'm sick, I am black, when I go in the sun, I am black, when I go cold, I'm black, and when i die, I'll be black...BUT YOU SIR!!! When you were born, you were pink, when you grew up, you were white, when you're sick you go green, when you go in the sun, you turn red, when you go cold you turn blue and when you die you'll turn purple...And You have the nerve to call ME coloured???

ROFLZ! no offince white people
Mon, Feb 27 2006 15:36
ZeroBlue
North America
Posts 84

When does a black man become a nigger?

 

When he leaves the room.

Mon, Mar 6 2006 20:30
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
okay - you started it so here goes ...


what do you call a black guy on a bike ?
     a thief

what do you call a black guy hitchhiking ?
    stranded

Spanked! [SPANK]

Thu, Mar 9 2006 1:59
lancealot
Posts 110
ZeroBlue:

When does a black man become a nigger?

 

When he leaves the room.

    being from the south (usa) not that i approve but, the joke is more TRUTH than funny. no dis intended to you,because the great comedians allways point out the obiouvis. i am so ashamed to admit that i've heard the same said in a non-joking setting. but i guess the same could be said when a "cracker,  honkey, opie or i guess the latest one is chalkie" leaves the room. as i said no dis,but sometimes the truth kindda' make one look back at ones self. i did think about this last nite but just had to post after watching "BLACK & WHITE" tonite on FX. again i stilled laughed at the joke (thanks for the smiles) it was just the iornery that made me stop and think. you know how it is , it's no prob for us white guys to date a black girl, but our sister and a black man!!!!!!!! sorry i got off topic i know this thread is for "funny stuff"  OH HELL!!! i know i've got to go now now the spellin' nazi's juet kicked the door in!!!!Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]

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