a Black man walks into a cafe and notices he's the only black man there.
as he sat down he notices a white man behind him. The white man said to him "Colored people are not allowed here"
So that the black man turned, stood up and said "Listen sir, When i was born, I was black, When i grew up, I was black, when i'm sick, I am black, when I go in the sun, I am black, when I go cold, I'm black, and when i die, I'll be black...BUT YOU SIR!!! When you were born, you were pink, when you grew up, you were white, when you're sick you go green, when you go in the sun, you turn red, when you go cold you turn blue and when you die you'll turn purple...And You have the nerve to call ME coloured???
ROFLZ! no offince white people