I semi-third that but.... I still love the "George Constanza", where you are eating a pastrami sandwich while humping your girl, and if she shows any signs of catching on, you quickly stash it in the bedside drawer and pop a couple Tic Tacs.
And one more thing, if you guys only knew how hot Vix is in real-life, I would bet top dollar that both of you would hit that even if she was covered in substances much, much worse than salt. Trust me on this one, and factor it into your mindset when you wonder why he agreed. Good thread.
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