First porn movie?

Tue, Jan 17 2006 21:11
klchr96
Ottawa
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Hey do you guys remember the first porn movie you ever saw or rented?

First one I ever rented was I Love You Traci, with Traci Lords... nice video when your a kid...

Klch
Tue, Jan 17 2006 21:24
Fucktard
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 klchr96 wrote:
Traci Lords... nice video when your a kid... Klch

You both were kids Big Smile [:D]

I can't even remember right now but I think it was at someone's bachelor party and it might have also been Traci. I remember seeing her a long time ago. Good idea K Yes [Y]

F~

Tue, Jan 17 2006 21:33
Hunter27
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Taboo II with Kay Parker... Damn, no wonder I'm so messed up lol. Just kidding. No though honestly it was. It wasn't until recently though that I revisited the film. And in the words of K, Yikes! Those films were twisted.
Tue, Jan 17 2006 23:01
ravenman
Maryland, USA
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Debbie Does Dallas...8th Grade... Half day of School... everybody over to Jeff A' s house to watch this movie. Also coincides with my first alcohol Beverage.
Wed, Jan 18 2006 4:53
cinsidy
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 What movie it was I haven't a clue. But I do know it was at the Pussy Cat Theater on Beach Blvd. in Buena Park Ca. just about a 1/4 mile east of Knotts Berry Farm. I walked into the darkend theater, and there on the silver screen I saw for the first time the standard tight, close up, fast paced, in-out insertion from behind shot. Up on that theater screen it just looked so big, so incredibly fucking huge. Standing there completely frozen for what seemed like an eternity, my shell shocked mind attemped comprehension. The thing that snapped me back into reality was my realization that the pounding thunder I was hearing echoing off the theater walls was the sound of gargantuan balls slapping against the monster ass of some kind of King Kong slut. I burst into uncontrolled laughfter. Without doubt this was the funniest fucking thing I'd ever seen in my life. However none of the other scantly scattered patrons of the Pussy Cat Theater seemed to get the joke, and I was promptly escorted to the exit door and informed that I wasn't fucking ever to be welcomed back by some big fat bald guy with tatooed arms.  It hadn't taken much more than ten minutes time from when I bought my ticket until I was standing outside the backdoor in the alley behind behind the theater. "Can I get my ten bucks back?" I had somehow thought to ask my kindly usher as he shoved my silly ass though the door. "Fuck You!" and a slamming shut door was the reply. As I made my way down that dark and filthy, smelling nasty ass alley, fading off in the distance behind me I could still hear the sound of pounding thunder through the walls of the Buena Park Pussy Cat Theater.



Wed, Jan 18 2006 10:34
funky2004
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This is the Geriatric Ward calling......

a 8mm celluloid movie featuring Tiny Tove as a girl-scout collecting money for charity with a girl-friend and meeting dirty old men. Rest of contents selfexplanatory......

Somewhere in the mid 80's

 

Geeked [8-|]

Wed, Jan 18 2006 10:49
ONeMg
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I, too, will date myself here.

Old 80's movie called "Fantasy". Was a VHS tape a friend of mine and I found in his house.

Wed, Jan 18 2006 22:03
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
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guess we're all datin' ourselves here but my first porno was on a reel to reel projector and it was called " The Card Game" .... 3 chicks and a guy playing strip poker.


* anybody wanna give up their favourite " knock-off " porno titles such as

1- Edward Penishands
2- Crocodile Blondee
3- The Ozporns
4- E.T.  The Extra Testicle
Fri, Jan 20 2006 19:28
matadorstuff
UK
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My first porno was taped from a friend's dad's satellite pay-per-view TV... I don't remember a lot about it other than it was Spanish, and one scene involved a girl getting it in a wheelchair. It was pretty eye-opening at the time, and for a while it was straight in the video player every time my parents went out. It must have been around 1995.

 madcow wrote:
* anybody wanna give up their favourite " knock-off " porno titles such as

1- Edward Penishands
2- Crocodile Blondee
3- The Ozporns
4- E.T.  The Extra Testicle

A few classics:

Anal-ize This
The Bare Bitch Project
The Deer Humper
Gonad the Barbarian
Muffy the Vampire Layer
Planet of the Gapes
Romancing the Bone
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Sperminator
Uncle Fuck

Sat, Jan 21 2006 10:14
h8sh8
Posts 1,259
 ravenman wrote:
Debbie Does Dallas...8th Grade... Half day of School... everybody over to Jeff A' s house to watch this movie. Also coincides with my first alcohol Beverage.


hehe, my first was Debbie Does Dallas too, but in 9th grade, and during a lunchtime at school when everbody went to a mate's house (only a few houses away from school) to watch it. Didn't have enough time to see it all though.

second was Deep Inside Traci (Traci Lords)
Sat, Jan 21 2006 10:14
motostrider
Posts 40
Holy shit. I've actually got that film. Its called "Girl Scout Seduction." I found you a link. :)

http://www.sendspace.com/file/wseeen

41 meg - about 6:30

My first porn was something with Melanie Moore. Could have been anything, the number of films she made.

edit - this is in response to Funky.
Sat, Jan 21 2006 10:27
funky2004
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 motostrider wrote:
Holy shit. I've actually got that film. Its called "Girl Scout Seduction." I found you a link. :)

http://www.sendspace.com/file/wseeen

41 meg - about 6:30

edit - this is in response to Funky.

Thanks v.m. I still have the original celluloid movie, but didn't expect it to be available elsewhere anymore.

Yes [Y]

Mon, Jan 23 2006 11:47
Gemini37
United States
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Amber Pays The Rent...saw it in 1985.

Mon, Jan 23 2006 20:09
badbhoy
Canada
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Besides the Italian films they used to show late at night here that flashed a tit here or there, my first real porn was Wild Oats starring Nina DePonca.

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