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Sun, Apr 9 2006 16:15
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
This is just a general chat of a post. A post of a general chat. In all respects a sham of a mockery, a mockery of a sham. What do you think??

PS. No I have not been drinking OR smoking any kind of "herbs".

Painted
Sun, Apr 9 2006 22:35
macintouch
Posts 171
Have you painted your house? You should not breath fresh paint dude...
Sun, Apr 9 2006 22:54
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
I just ate one of the best brownies ever, man !!!
Wed, Apr 12 2006 11:21
quantiq
Norwich, England
Posts 2,433
madcow:
I just ate one of the best brownies ever, man !!!




Some people have all the luck.

BTW I have a picture of my pet fish Bert if anyone would like to see it. He's ok with it too.
Wed, Apr 12 2006 15:43
drumasteruk
sunny south coast
Posts 1,573

Ok, Ok, I'm typing your reply...just sit quietly for a minute....Wots that?...Ask for a signed photo?..yeah ok you might get lucky..... huh, hmmmm...

Dear Bert the Fish.

Yes please we would luv to see a photograph of you, any chance of a signed copy, or a personal visit?

Yours in Hopefullness

Thomascat

aka: Killercat of the Sunny South Coast (Drums Boss and Owner).

That ok with you?...No the scanners not working, so you cant send your grin.

Wed, Apr 12 2006 15:52
funky2004
Amsterdam
Posts 90,340
Retired Moderator
drumasteruk:

Dear Bert the Fish.

Better prevent him from farting, otherwise it will cause a tsunami in your livingroom....

 

Wed, Apr 12 2006 19:57
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
Fumes...? Wait a minute.... there seems to be a paint buket in my room!!


Painted


PS: And by the way, how wasted can a person get?? Chime in! How Wasted have YOU been...LOL...any stories out there??...LOL

Wed, Apr 12 2006 22:41
ravenman
Maryland, USA
Posts 1,295

How wasted??????......I was so wasted this one time......(Sniff, sniff), Holy Freakin' Batshit, Stadler just farted!! Oh, the humanity.

 

See the smartass knows how sick it is, look at the smile

Wed, Apr 12 2006 22:56
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
how wasted have I been?

well, there was this one time, at band camp ...

no, really - this one time I took my lil bro out for a goodbye drunk and when we got home, I opened my car door, put one foot on the ground and passed out.
my pops woke me up the next morning as he was headin out - about 3 hours later and my car was still running !!!

Drunk [:*)] Drunk [:*)] Drunk [:*)]

Wed, Apr 12 2006 23:59
Toadpipe
Posts 378
Thu, Apr 13 2006 1:07
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
madcow:
how wasted have I been?

well, there was this one time, at band camp ...

no, really - this one time I took my lil bro out for a goodbye drunk and when we got home, I opened my car door, put one foot on the ground and passed out.
my pops woke me up the next morning as he was headin out - about 3 hours later and my car was still running !!!

Drunk [:*)] Drunk [:*)] Drunk [:*)]



Mad,

That is about one of the funniest storys I have heard! LOVE the part about your car still running 3 HOURS later.....classic!!

LMAO!!

Painted
Thu, Apr 13 2006 4:56
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096

"I generally chat as I anal cram my cat."
Thu, Apr 13 2006 10:14
quantiq
Norwich, England
Posts 2,433
Wow! There's been some strange posts in this thread. Time to get back to normality.

I rescued Bert from my local supermarket where he was kept in appalling conditions, a small cardboard box in a freezer. He grew a crispy coat to keep himself warm and free from the abrasive surface of the box. Now he's happy and content with a good home and plentiful salt & vinegar. He likes watching nature programmes on TV but seeing aquatic based documentaries upsets him. "I'm not like those other fish", he warbles forlornly.

Please keep that cat away!

 

Thu, Apr 13 2006 11:57
drumasteruk
sunny south coast
Posts 1,573

Ok, Ok, dont blame me! I didnr know he'd already eaten him!. Dunno? maybe he could send you a canary in a box. No I wont pay the postage.............ouch!

Could I have my hand back? please...

Yes ok I'll go down to the Fish Market in the morning. Yes I got that, Cod, Whiting, and wot else?, Tempura Prawns ! and get them back here still warm?, suppose you want chilli sauce as well? No I dont think they'll batter those mice for you either.

Dear Bert the Fish

Really sorry to find that I missed you, but thanks for the ''post mortem'' piccy. Must say I liked your golden coat, reminds me of (just check that drums is in the kitchen), that goldie dog from down the road, but it doesnt taste of fish. That Quantiq guy must be strange? most headbangers round here eat things raw?. Dont suppose you had any relations who are still floating about?

Yours with dried up manky mouth.

Thomascat

quick jerry, wot key do I press hes coming back!

Thu, Apr 13 2006 15:34
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
Here's a random thought. Have YOU ever wondered why tampons are white? I mean, why NOT color them red and get it over with? Just one of those things that makes you go.......hmmmm?


Painted
Thu, Apr 13 2006 19:21
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
quantiq:
Time to get back to normality.


"It really is a small world."
"Good Gosh Golly Quantiq! You sure called that one."
"I had no idea you knew Norma Lity. But sure as shit, soon as I mentioned your name her face lit up in a big 'O' shit shiney grin.
And she said she'd take you back any time."

ps, "If you do see her, could you tell her, I'm really gonna need to get my dick back."
Thu, Apr 13 2006 19:33
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
What do you think? If YOU HAD to make a choice! If YOUR life counted on it. Would you FUCK a SHEEP or a GOAT... or even perhaps your OWN......cat??

Painted
Thu, Apr 13 2006 22:06
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
paintedtoes:
Here's a random thought. Have YOU ever wondered why tampons are white? I mean, why NOT color them red and get it over with? Just one of those things that makes you go.......hmmmm? Painted


LMFAO, painted ...

I often wonder about things like this and in our minds, it makes perfect sense!

one Hallowe'en, I went out dressed all in white thermal underwear with red sox and red shoes with a rope around my neck - a tampon.

I won second place.
Thu, Apr 13 2006 22:11
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
paintedtoes:
What do you think? If YOU HAD to make a choice! If YOUR life counted on it. Would you FUCK a SHEEP or a GOAT... or even perhaps your OWN......cat?? Painted


depends ... do I have to kiss 'em?
is there going to be an awkward "meet the parents" moment?

otherwise, I'm gonna fuck the goat ... let's face it, I'd wreck that little pussycat and sheep gossip too much!

Worship [WS] Worship [WS] Worship [WS]
Thu, Apr 13 2006 22:56
ravenman
Maryland, USA
Posts 1,295

Well, whatever you do don't let Piggly Wiggly sneak up behind you, because, and I quote...

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping"

Great... now I know this... all these years I thought girls were insulting me by calling me a pig. Go Razorbacks!!!


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