Is there a way to change my username? 

Sorry, I've read apparently you can't... 

I'd like my account deleted, please.

You're now banned.
(always wanted to say that)

Anyways, feel free to re-register using the same email address & a new name. Shouldn't take too long.

Add me to the list please.

@BushidoDK

Do you wish to

1) lock your account (I'll remove your email address as well from your profile, so you can re-register if you wish) OR

2) have a new username for your current account? I can change your username if you wish, just send me a new one as PM or answer to this post.