[quote user="Jana Rocks"] lol everyone likes my bikini on the floor[/quote]
Ha ha! That reminds me of the old joke from college - two engineers are arriving at class and the one sees his friend is riding a new bicycle that day, and asks where he got it. "It's the strangest story, I was walking home yesterday when this blond woman rode up in front of me, threw her bike to the ground, took all her clothes off and threw those to the ground too! There she is standing naked in front of me and tells me I can have whatever I want." The other engineer nods back, "You made the smart choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyways."
Such is life of an engineer. 
...while I'm sure everyone else here is having troubles spotting the bikini on the floor. Thanks for the pictures! 