Jordan Capri page 17

Jordan Capri
Wed, Sep 20 2006 21:50
jslick79
Posts 383

mac11:
Fuck Her!!!!!!   "oh I am so hurt"  Please.... you spread your pussy online for everyone to see but now because there's a dick in it, your embarassed. 
Jordan Capri was my first "favorite" online girl.  She is one of the sexiest things on the net to date... but this is bullshit. 

 

Well said!

Wed, Sep 20 2006 21:55
mac11
Posts 110
Thanks.  I thought I was going to get shit for posting that.   Glad to see someone agrees. 
Wed, Sep 20 2006 22:26
Bilbo Baggins
Posts 347
ladodgersfreak88:
Jordans reply to this from the Lightspeed message boards:

I am writing this in response to what has happened in the past week.
For those of you that didn't know, I married my boyfriend a few weeks ago. I didn't want to mention this, because I thought my fans wouldn't like me anymore if I was attached. Anyways, on our honeymoon, we decided to make a video tape FOR OUR EYES ONLY!!! We shot the video with our new digtal camera in "video mode", then unloaded the card to my husband's laptop. Somehow someone managed to get a copy of it, I can't believe this. I'm so upset right now. Why would someone do this to me? Yes, I am open with my sexuality, and I had no problem making a video with my hubby, but I had NO INTENTIONS of putting it online. My fans know I am only a nude model and would NEVER do hardcore for everyone to see. I'm actually a bit hurt right now. To whoever took this video from us. If you have any courtesy or respect for me, you'll leave it alone. It's bad enough you have it, but please don't put anymore online. I'm embarrassed enough as it is.



And thats why I don't use wireless networks.


All seems a bit by the book to me.

1) build up over years
2) career starts going downhill slowly
3) rumors
4) teaser clip
5) statement claiming it was stolen
6) another turn up
7) new site appears
8) change of career to hardcore

We'll see I suppose, don't doubt she's married, but I do doubt it was really stolen.
Wed, Sep 20 2006 22:51
Dial_Tone
Milwaukee, WI
Posts 437

No kidding.  The first thing that came to mind when I read "her" message was

 

BOO-FUCKING-HOO!!

She's shown us everything else already, and she knows she can't get a real job outside of stripping and posing nude, so she needs to shut the fuck up and start putting out.

Wed, Sep 20 2006 23:01
whaling
Posts 46

suddenly the popular phrase "spit out the bottom of the porn industry" takes on a whole new meaning.....

Wed, Sep 20 2006 23:33
Shadrach
Posts 143

Check out what "Steve Lightspeed" has posted on the lightspeed boards.

"I just want to add, that we are going to find and sue the fuck out of whoever is doing this. We will not be extorted"

Poor porn pusher!

Wed, Sep 20 2006 23:50
TheJam
Posts 50
alright alright....focus everyone

FIND THE DAMN VIDEO!
Thu, Sep 21 2006 1:33
Sarkazein
Posts 11
Bilbo Baggins:

We'll see I suppose, don't doubt she's married, but I do doubt it was really stolen.


For those of us, who actually read and remember the entire thread and the story surrounding it,  this  recent development fits perfectly well into that image of naiveté. It fits too well...
In the - as I am forced, and more surprisingly still bother, to add - unlikely event the official statements are true, she should seriously consider the suitability of her husband in terms of "evolutionary fitness" - or lock away every bit of electronic equipment in the house from him and get some basic computer security lessons for herself.

 Devil

If it exists, the full vid will turn up eventually. The only question is the quality and the fee involved.
Thu, Sep 21 2006 2:09
Gemini37
United States
Posts 2,808
Retired Moderator
Bilbo Baggins:

And thats why I don't use wireless networks.


All seems a bit by the book to me.

1) build up over years
2) career starts going downhill slowly
3) rumors
4) teaser clip
5) statement claiming it was stolen
6) another turn up
7) new site appears
8) change of career to hardcore

We'll see I suppose, don't doubt she's married, but I do doubt it was really stolen.


I agree, this does seem to fit the usual pattern that we have seen from other celebs.
Thu, Sep 21 2006 7:25
jslick79
Posts 383

Doesn't everyone see that this is most likely a stunt being pulled by the Lightspeed crew...I mean come on all those statements by Jordan & Steve, if they are true...are such a pile of crap to lure buyers to the vid.

Great marketing scheme guys!

Thu, Sep 21 2006 10:45
Gemini37
United States
Posts 2,808
Retired Moderator
REMOVED DEAD LINK(S)
Thu, Sep 21 2006 11:23
irinotecan
El Cajon, CA
Posts 168
It does seem fishy... I've heard in the past that none of the girls actually post to the lightspeed boards, they have a staff member that poses as the girls.  That, and the fact that there is already a trojan/malware version on some sites that tries to blackmail you into a lightspeed membership, leads me to suspect that we may very well see jordancapri.com transform itself into a hardcore "watch me fuck my husband!!!11one" site.

First, when JC's site started waning, all of a sudden, there was lesbian action with Tawnee Stone (which turned out to be mostly lame, no good videos came out at all).  A year later, "Jordan" comes out and says she is quitting modeling, only to "return" to it a month or so later.  Now, there is an "unauthorized" hardcore vid of her making the rounds, and "Jordan" and Steve Lightspeed are upset.

Yeah, I bet Steve is real pissed.  Pissed all the way to the bank.  This has done nothing but increase interest in jordancapri.com.  I bet he has even gotten some memberships from clueless noobs already, looking for the full HC video on her site.  Even if this is an amateur video shot from a cellphone webcam, it's still smacks of a possible setup for "Jordan" to start fucking her husband for Lightspeed, much like Tawnee did for awhile with her BF.  I guess we'll see if "Jordan" suddenly comes out and says, "Oh, well, now that the cat is out of the bag, I might as well make money from it!!!" soon.

I'd like to believe that Lori/Jordan is being honest and sincere, but that posting from "her" just smacks of falseness.  "I didn't want to tell my fans I got married because I was afraid they wouldn't like me anymore!!!"  Yeah, right.  Lost me right there.
Thu, Sep 21 2006 11:50
manuello
Posts 21

gents i cannot find it for the life of me

it has disappeared off the face of this planet

there has to be a full version!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, Sep 21 2006 12:16
Bilbo Baggins
Posts 347
irinotecan:
It does seem fishy... I've heard in the past that none of the girls actually post to the lightspeed boards, they have a staff member that poses as the girls.  That, and the fact that there is already a trojan/malware version on some sites that tries to blackmail you into a lightspeed membership, leads me to suspect that we may very well see jordancapri.com transform itself into a hardcore "watch me fuck my husband!!!11one" site.

First, when JC's site started waning, all of a sudden, there was lesbian action with Tawnee Stone (which turned out to be mostly lame, no good videos came out at all).  A year later, "Jordan" comes out and says she is quitting modeling, only to "return" to it a month or so later.  Now, there is an "unauthorized" hardcore vid of her making the rounds, and "Jordan" and Steve Lightspeed are upset.

Yeah, I bet Steve is real pissed.  Pissed all the way to the bank.  This has done nothing but increase interest in jordancapri.com.  I bet he has even gotten some memberships from clueless noobs already, looking for the full HC video on her site.  Even if this is an amateur video shot from a cellphone webcam, it's still smacks of a possible setup for "Jordan" to start fucking her husband for Lightspeed, much like Tawnee did for awhile with her BF.  I guess we'll see if "Jordan" suddenly comes out and says, "Oh, well, now that the cat is out of the bag, I might as well make money from it!!!" soon.

I'd like to believe that Lori/Jordan is being honest and sincere, but that posting from "her" just smacks of falseness.  "I didn't want to tell my fans I got married because I was afraid they wouldn't like me anymore!!!"  Yeah, right.  Lost me right there.


http://www.lightspeed18.com/community/viewtopic.php?t=3543&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15

Heh, Kinda funny she made that shortly before too. Definately all one big setup I think.


Thu, Sep 21 2006 14:57
paint
Posts 10
a link to like 10 sec....its pretty sweet....
http://www.teeniesxxx.com/jordan.html
Thu, Sep 21 2006 20:01
Hoger
Posts 33
Thu, Sep 21 2006 20:09
jslick79
Posts 383

Hoger:

 

Ummmmm, Yeah read the last couple pages in this thread.

I love Noobs.

Thu, Sep 21 2006 22:47
ravenman
Maryland, USA
Posts 1,295

 

 

**Edit**

I removed above because link went to redirect hell...sorry

Fri, Sep 22 2006 1:23
Gemini37
United States
Posts 2,808
Retired Moderator
ravenman:

**Edit**
I removed above because link went to redirect hell...sorry


No problem ravenman, it happens. Smile
Fri, Sep 22 2006 5:24
PhatLegs4Me
Earth sometimes
Posts 1,457
pink and white cheerleader outfit
http://galleries.teeniesxxx.com/Free_Porn/09/10/jordancapri/wc_5.html

I hate Chuck Taylor shoes so not sexy to me!!!

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