Here's the link:
http://www.kissthisguy.com/menus/songs_A.html (just browse the songs, hit 'a' and 'b'... don't go to the mainpage, tried to load an active-x for me but Windows SP2 stopped it)

My own story about misheard lyrics (I may have told this x-times before, but):

Few years ago I was at a local disco, with some VERY hot russian chicks... yeah... then the hit song was 'I'm horny, horny, horny'... and they danced to it like insane strippers in their little miniskirts. I of course joined them, and there were many other guys watching...

At the table the hottest of them was doing some lap-dancing to me, and asked 'what is this nice honey-honey -song all about?'.

Haha, had to explain to them and they were so embarrassed that they didn't dance that night at all... too bad, can't imagine how so hot chicks could possibly be so embarressed...