You know how you pull up to a stoplight and there is that lil turn lane to the right, sometimes a bikelane, and you kinda have to get over to your left as much as you can to make room for people behind you to turn right? I mean just out of sheer fucking consideration sometimes you do little things like that for others.
Well I always do that (because after all....I, like everyone else, has HAD to turn there before, and will have to do so again sometime). And the guy/girl behind you usually sees what you are thinking and pulls up even behind you and so on. Then some ugly ass 40ish year old bitch seven cars back with huge hair comes up in her Volvo (I swear it's true) one hand on her cell and one hand on her eyeliner....and without a care in the world, pulls up almost to the right curb and blocks everyone behind her. Of course she is going straight, but she doesn't give a FUCK about you or anyone else but herself for that matter. These people suck, and therefore, must be destroyed.
This is just one, I have dozens because alot of people make me annoyed :)

What kind of people piss you off? And why?

F~

People in supermarkets who don't organise their shopping on the check out conveyor belt as to ease the packing of items and thus hold the queue up whilst they pack.

This could be solved by giving cashiers stopwatches and guns, I think 15 seconds after the final item has gone through the checkout should be enough for the shopper to have packed their items. After the 15 seconds expires cashier executes any shopper who has not be able to pack their shopping away in the allotted time.

Or am I being too picky.

Q

   Also supermarket related, old ladies who run into eachother and park thier carts blocking the isle so no one else can get through. They'll stand there talking gossip for ten minutes knowing that your waiting to pass but wont move thier fat asses out of the way. Those people truly suck!

To keep on the supermarket theme, people that abuse the privileges of the EXPRESS LANE. This lane is clearly marked "12 Items or Less" and "Cash Only". People who use this lane with 25 items, want to pay by check, and need to talk to the manager about the price of an item truly suck. The other thing is that I have the uncanny ability to know when one of these assholes is in an express lane and I got to get in line behind them.

I'll be back later with a rant on the #1 kind of people that suck.

LOL! guys....great. The stopwatch and gun comment is awesome.

Well, this made me think of a supermarket one too, and it involves pretty much the same old 40-ish bat as my first one. You know these women that apparently feel that the entire world rotates around their fat axis, that get a call, or make a call, on their cell right in the middle of the store and YELL and laugh about every detail of what they are being told? Like: "I KNOW!!!!! Jimmy is getting SO big, and you know I bought him those CUTE lil shorts last year, and they're just NOT going to fit him anymore, that little bundle of joy!!!!".
Not only do they want everyone in the store to hear their wonderful lives falsely unfold, but they want to smile and laugh joyously to overemphasize how in fact great their lives supposedly are.
You know damn well that the stupid whore goes home to a run-down trailer park, and lives in squalor with her 7 mongrel kids. But for those precious few minutes in the store....she was SOMEONE damnit!!!!
These people suck....and need to be destroyed.

F~

OK, here is #1 on my list of people that suck. (Besides people that type in Purple Bold Tahoma)

SOCCERMOMS WHO DON'T WORK, WHOSE ONLY RESPONSIBILITY IN LIFE IS TO MAKE SURE THEY GET THEIR KIDS TO SCHOOL ON TIME, AND THEY STILL CAN'T GET IT RIGHT.

My morning commute is a whole 2.3 miles including a stop at the local convenience store for the morning java. Only problem is that in those 2.3 miles I must pass a public middle school and a private Catholic elementary school.On days when there is no school in session it is a leisurely relaxing drive, piece of cake. On the 200 days when school is in session, welcome to the Reisterstown 230. On a small 2 lane road I have been passed on the left, passed on the right, (by a soccermom who actually went up on the sidewalk to pass me at 40 mph while never losing control of her cell phone) in an area where many kids are on the sidewalks walking to school. These overly spoiled cunts (hate the word but had to use it) in their $40,000 SUVs think it's only them on the road and fuck the rest of ya if you don't get it. Nothing against SUVs, I own one. Hopefully it doesn't take a tragedy to get these "People That Suck" to realize what morons they are.

Hello Ft and Raven

Aint it a small world!

Got 'Four'! schools in the road that runs paralel to mine.......so twice a day....dont leave home!

Supermarkets...Ok, I'm six foot six, you cant miss me, yep thats right they dont! Everytime I get hit by trolleys. Now what worries me, is the fact that they all have cars outside!! Ever wondered why your car always gets its first dent in a supermarket carpark?.

New Years Greets to All.

Drum

Issue lollypop ladies* with uzis

Q

*For those who don't speak English a lollypop lady is a Crossing Guard.

People that are too fucking lazy to park their car to return a fucking video at blockbuster and instead ditch their car across three spaces, including a handicapped space..  and then take their time during the process.

AND those fuckers that park their car at the curb..blocking the walkway.. in front of the supermarket and then go inside for a long ass time.  That is why they have a parking lot you fuckwits.

Oh boy, this is tooo good.  I could go on and on about the asses who drive 60 in the fast lane or the idiots who bring a freeway to a crawl by rubber-necking at an accident but what really drives me up a wall is the little 16-17 yr old bimbos who ride your bumper, (2 feet away) while talking on their cell phones or to the other airheads in the car.  They ought to all be subjects of a gang bang.  The only problem would be, when you came in their mouth, the semen would come out of their ears.  Please I really would like a Bond car with oil slick & machine guns.

People who can't park within the lines of a parking bay!

People (mainly in Florida) hiding behind American call-centers phoning people in Europe with a taped message telling them they won a 'free' holiday in Florida......

Which appears to be a creditcard scam...

(lately this has been like a plague here in Holland)

Hey Funky

We get the ones from Holland telling us we've won the lottery!

Small world aint it!

Drum

here in the USA that would have to be George Bush and the rest of other mean people

drumasteruk wrote:

.........we've won the lottery!

and did you?

 

Hiya Funky!

Happy New Year

Nope!  Kept my £25 adminstration fee, spent it on silly things, like beer and fish and chips instead.

Drum

People who come here for years but never join or post. They suck

People who cannot drive. This includes people with cellphones, reading newspapers, eating a pizza or doing anything else than driving AND people going very slowly without a reason, or too fast...

But there is one kind of people that really suck... the 65 to 99 yo grannies... I do not know how 's the situation in your countries but here in Italy when I walk in the streets dressed in black, leather and chains and similar cute little things THEY look at me as if I had a penis placed on my brow... they all suck and should be sacrificed to Satan... after all they don't have so much time to spend on this planet, or not? ;)

I forgot to say... Happy New Ear to everybody (hope you will use it to listen to good music)

Hi Master-of-Pizza!

Sorry to tell you this, but satan doesnt want your 'grannies'. Bit stringy and not much fun!

 drumasteruk wrote:

Hi Master-of-Pizza! Sorry to tell you this, but satan doesnt want your 'grannies'. Bit stringy and not much fun!

I 'll sacrifice them anyway, some god may be needing them...