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Wed, Jun 15 2005 21:09
howcutesie
SO FLA, baby
Posts 292

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yes. i was bored. :'(

Wed, Jun 15 2005 21:26
modelcaster
Posts 824
Oh, it makes me sad when girls like you get bored.

I bet your mother told you it's called "where Uncle's doodle goes", right?


Wed, Jun 15 2005 22:11
signalsoldier72
I Am Everywhere
Posts 1,073

Wow thats a lot of pussy!!

Super Angry [8o|]Signal

Wed, Jun 15 2005 23:07
ravenman
Maryland, USA
Posts 1,295

LMAO!!

The one question I have is.... in the "Republic of Labia" how are housing prices? I'm just curious 'cause I'm looking for a small condo, preferably with a view of the bare Sahara ahead with  gorgeous mountains to the north. Don't want a 2 car garage or a back entrance.  Big Smile [:D]

Thu, Jun 16 2005 3:09
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
Aaaawwawaw.......Mmmmumummum.....Ooohhhhhahahh....
" Oooowwww Doogie, Gooood Cracker!... Good Cracker."

Well, well, well.....Kase, Kase, Kase.....I have just spent the better part of the last 2 & 1/2 hours completely oblivious to all the hum-drum, day to day life that surrounds me. I have been
locked in a mind set. The focal point of all the powers of my concetration  have been consummed by Wonderland dreams of your 100% natural pristine P.E.T.A. approved pelt placemat, presenting to a pionering, preen, prepuced penis a portal of pleasent passage to a pious package promising pure passion and pleasure(in a "No Kicking" zone).

So, anyway. As I briefly skimmed through your list, I was somewhat suprized to see your inclusion of the "C" word, "Camarillo Brillo"
And of course I saw this as an excelent opportunity to bore the piss outta everybody with a bit of the history behind this slang term for your "Happy Place".
Up until 1997, Camarillo was a state mental hospital in Ventura County Ca. During the early years of operation, the Camarillo Mental Asylum gained notoriety for it's liberal use of electrical shock treatment. Fried curly hair is the fabled effect of a sever electrical shock. Brillo scouring pads are made from steel wool. Add cause + effect and TaDa,
"Camarillo Brillo".
The great jazzman Charlie(the Bird)Parker was one of Camarillo's most famous coiffure recipients. And it has long been debated, refuted and denied that the asylum was the inspiration behind the Eagles "Hotel California" ("You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."). Also, if you take a look at the hills in the background of the illustration below. That's where Hawkeye served his 11 year Korean War tour of duty at the 4077th. M.A.S.H. The Camarillo Hospital still stands today, and serves as the California State University - Channel Islands.



Camarillo Brillo
 by F. Zappa
from the lp "Overnight Sensation"

She had that
Camarillo brillo

Flamin' out along her head,
I mean her Mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red

She ruled the Toads of the Short Forest
And every newt in Idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in Buffalo

She said she was
A Magic Mama
And she could throw a mean Tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know

She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin

I told her she was awright
But I couldn't come in
(I couldn't come in right then . . . )

And so she wandered
Through the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An' I'd just love it in her room


Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets

She stripped away
Her rancid poncho
An' laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An' it was useless any more

She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldn't come in
(actually, I was very busy then)

And so she wandered
Through the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An' I'd just love it in her room

Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets-acapo

sample download availible at link below
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000009SG/104-3287870-6746312?v=glance

cin
Thu, Jun 16 2005 3:15
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
Yep, you got it right. Somehow I managed to fuck up 6 times. Is that a record?
Thu, Jun 16 2005 3:26
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
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Thu, Jun 16 2005 3:27
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
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Thu, Jun 16 2005 3:31
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
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Thu, Jun 16 2005 3:38
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
Ya know kase, I was just thinking. I bet a couple visual aids might add a nice personal touch to your already most excellent thread. Maybe I should take a poll and see what the others think?

cin

Thu, Jun 16 2005 3:43
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
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Thu, Jun 16 2005 10:10
beginner
Posts 4,806
Retired Moderator

LOL.... homebase

 

i call it an ice cold coke

the beginner

Thu, Jun 16 2005 14:36
jdk32498
USA/Pa
Posts 4,255
wow..  i've heard of bananas and vibrators stuck up pussies and vibrators and croce balls stuck up asses, but never a nice cold coke..
Thu, Jun 16 2005 16:45
drumasteruk
sunny south coast
Posts 1,573

O.K. KASE

I surrender!

Not even gonna try adding to that lot.

Hope you didnt break a nail, with all

that typing!

Ooops! thats me in doghouse again.

DrumParadise [ip]Paradise [ip]

Fri, Jun 17 2005 13:23
metalman
Posts 6
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Fri, Jun 17 2005 14:00
howcutesie
SO FLA, baby
Posts 292

 cinsidy wrote:
Ya know kase, I was just thinking. I bet a couple visual aids might add a nice personal touch to your already most excellent thread. Maybe I should take a poll and see what the others think?

cin

cin, shhh.. .

Sat, Jun 18 2005 18:57
Superevil
Floriduh
Posts 3,472
Moderator
Mon, Jun 20 2005 0:36
Dis
Posts 671
with all the poontang in here im sure your gonna need this



good luck :D

*edit*
supa, how do you know so much about things that go up your ass? :-)
Mon, Jun 20 2005 0:45
Superevil
Floriduh
Posts 3,472
Moderator
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