Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for."It's the greatest invention ever," he said. "It makes you feel like a man of 30." "Can you get it over the counter?" "Probably - if you took two."

Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men? If you swallow it slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.

What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac? - A guy who is ready to go but doesn't really care where.


A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours. In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home." "I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" "Yes." "Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?" "But I don't need Viagra with the maid."

My father is 83 and a few years ago he started taking viagra. When he first got it I asked him "Does it work?" And he said " Does it work? My girlfriend chipped a tooth."






Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for."It's the greatest invention ever," he said. "It makes you feel like a man of 30." "Can you get it over the counter?" "Probably - if you took two."

Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men? If you swallow it slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.

What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac? - A guy who is ready to go but doesn't really care where.


A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours. In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home." "I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" "Yes." "Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?" "But I don't need Viagra with the maid."

Dear cinsidy,

That's a great comeback line! My only question is, was it a tooth she chipped or a bit of porcelain off her dentures?

My father is 83 and a few years ago he started taking viagra. When he first got it I asked him "Does it work?" And he said " Does it work? My girlfriend chipped a tooth."






     Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for."It's the greatest invention ever," he said. "It makes you feel like a man of 30." "Can you get it over the counter?" "Probably - if you took two."
     
     Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men? If you swallow it slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.
     
     What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac? - A guy who is ready to go but doesn't really care where.
     
     
     A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours. In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home." "I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" "Yes." "Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?" "But I don't need Viagra with the maid."
     

Dear cinsidy,

That's a great comeback line! My only question is was it a tooth she chipped or a bit of porcelain off her dentures?

Ya know I asked the very same question. But I couldn't understand the answer because she was talking with her mouth full.


     My father is 83 and a few years ago he started taking viagra. When he first got it I asked him "Does it work?" And he said " Does it work? My girlfriend chipped a tooth."
     
     
     
     
     
     
          Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for."It's the greatest invention ever," he said. "It makes you feel like a man of 30." "Can you get it over the counter?" "Probably - if you took two."
          
          Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men? If you swallow it slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.
          
          What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac? - A guy who is ready to go but doesn't really care where.
          
          
          A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours. In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home." "I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" "Yes." "Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?" "But I don't need Viagra with the maid."