Seeing how there are plenty of sick individuals (like me) here , it's high time for a thread where everyone can put their sick , twisted , and demented stories and sexual fantasies.......whatever is lurking inside your evil mind . There will be no censoring or frowning upon the content in this thread whatsoever , and any demeaning , judgemental , or insulting replies will be deleted . If the theme of this thread isn't your cup of tea then leave now.

I will start it off with a true story , but fiction and semi-true fantasy is perfectly fine as long as it's creepy and disturbing .
And away we go.......

About eight years ago I was touring the US with my band and after it wrapped up my bass player and I decided to stay near Colorado Springs (in Cascade) for awhile to party , ski , and work on some new songs in the studio we built in our rental house . We ended up staying there for over seven months and finished a full-length CD . One day I picked up the local paper and read a story that has haunted me to this day . Let me explain first that Cascade is a beautiful little mountain town directly where the road that leads to Pike's Peak is . Highway 24 goes up from Colorado Springs into the mountains and is a gorgeous scenic drive with pine trees and steep slopes covered with majestic boulders and snow .

Seems a guy and his girlfriend in their late teens were driving down the 24 one day when the girl decided to give the guy a blow job . Apparently the guy had a lapse of concentration and lost control of the car , and it went though the guard rail and down an embankment about fifty feet and rammed into a tree . I know because I lived right up the highway from where they went off the road . Anyways , she never had fair warning to stop giving him head as they went off the road and was apparently still doing it when the car crashed through the guard rail . They found them both dead inside the car . She died from suffocation having his dick lodged in her throat , and he died from blood loss from his completely severed penis . Police reported that the couple showed no other injuries and would have been fine if not for the unfortunate timing of the sex act . Both were still strapped in their seat belts and the car was wrecked in the front but nothing too major. I remember reading this in the paper and going OMG . It still gives me a chill to this day when I reminisce about those days . What a way to check out .

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Ok I leave now.....hahahahhahahaha


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OMG Fucktard.. that is crazy..

You had me going until you said they were both still straped in there saftey belts. How does a girl give head while being belted in an upright position?

When I was a kid, I remember "hearing" of a Zoo Keeper who had the "sad" task of unplugging a constipated elephant. So he was sticking his arm up the elephant's ass, or maybe it was some kind of rod/pole to unplug the beast; so it could shit. Well, to make a long story short the elephant unplugged at that "moment" and a rush of shit flew out! It was like 600psi right into the poor zoo keepers face. The impact was to strong that it snapped/broke the keepers neck! He died instantly!! What a way to go out!

When I was a kid, I remember "hearing" of a Zoo Keeper who had the "sad" task of unplugging a constipated elephant. So he was sticking his arm up the elephant's ass, or maybe it was some kind of rod/pole to unplug the beast; so it could shit. Well, to make a long story short the elephant unplugged at that "moment" and a rush of shit flew out! It was like 600psi right into the poor zoo keepers face. The impact was to strong that it snapped/broke the keepers neck! He died instantly!! What a way to go out!


what a real shitty way to die.. literally..

You had me going until you said they were both still straped in there saftey belts. How does a girl give head while being belted in an upright position?

Because she took the shoulder harness and put it over her head behind her but still had her waist belt loosely on . At least that's how I best recall it , after all it was a long time ago . Had you going????? It's an absolutely true story that I read in the Colorado Springs Gazette . Even with my imagination , I don't think I could make up something that bizarre .

Come on people , let's get this thread rolling . I know you guys have some stories or fantasies that will fit in here . I never thought I would have to encourage anyone , but the forum has been down for awhile so it's too early to panic I suppose .

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here are two stories.. not really sick or what not.. kind of funny and one is kind of twisted..

this was taken from a local newspaper..

MERRIAM, Kan. -- Two Kansas teenagers are in trouble with the law after they were caught having sex in a movie theater over the weekend, television station KMBC reported.

The Cinemark in Merriam typically draws a big crowd over the summer, and Friday night was no exception. But a teenage boy and girl didn't let the crowd stop them from getting a little more intimate than the theater's management expected.

Police say a manager stumbled upon a 17-year-old boy and a 15-year-old girl naked in a hallway at the back of the theater.

"The two individuals had their clothes partially down, and were engaging in sexual relations," said police Lt. Tim Burnett. "(The manager) told them to put their clothes back on and stay and wait for security, and he wanted to see their movie tickets."

The kids had just watched "Dodgeball," the station reported. And as security approached their wrecked post-show rendezvous, they took the film's title to heart and tried to elude authorities. Burnett said the kids dashed outside, north of the theater, and hid in the lot of the Corvette Village, a car dealership about a block away.

Police arrested the teens in the car lot. They were charged in juvenile court with lewd and lascivious behavior, and were banned from the theater

Second story..

I can't find the actual article anymore.. but here's how the story went..

The regular teacher for a second grade class was out one day and they called in a substitute teacher.. apparently throughout the day this teacher was looking at porn on the schools computers while in the class with all the 2nd grade students. The sub made no attempt to cover it up and many of the students went home and told there parents what they had seen on the teachers computer..

Just thought I'd share..

ft that car sotry is halarious i laugh im really sick minded and not disturbed easely one of my fantasies is id like to have phycic powers and make woemn closes rip off at will lol

now for a twisted story happened to me actually last summer here i was walking in trail i made in the woods i decided to pee here i am peing then i hear a buzing noise and here i am thinking listening and thinking whos mowing there lawn then i feel something brush against my legs i look down there were hundreds of hornets(bee) swarwing on my legs i was peeing in there nest in the ground to finsh whithout too much detail i was stung 7 times on the legs aldo i managed not to pee on myself then one of the legs when numb and i droped to the ground i crawlo out of the woods and killed the few remaning bess still stinging my legs fortenetly a dozen were after my shoes

Got another one. I think we all know of the famous "Lorena Bobbit" story....

As one comic said a long time ago, "You know something is wrong when you are riding in your car and your penis is NOT with you!. Or for that fact, you are riding in your car and you have your husband's penis in your hands!"

Got another one. I think we all know of the famous "Lorena Bobbit" story....

Are as one comic said a long time ago, "You know something is wrong when you are riding in your car and your penis is NOT with you!. Or for that fact, you are riding in your car and you have your husband's penis in your hands!"



yeah.. who could ever forget that story.. lol.. 50 years from now we're still going to be talking about John and Lorena Bobbit..

This is not what I had in mind...........C'mon people

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then what did you have in mind? tell us more of what you want to hear.. lol..

"Seems a guy and his girlfriend in their late teens were driving down the 24 one day when the girl decided to give the guy a blow job ."

http://img72.exs.cx/img72/33/bmw.jpg

lol.. that pic is great

"Seems a guy and his girlfriend in their late teens were driving down the 24 one day when the girl decided to give the guy a blow job...

Great pic Gem!

But for the record, that is not how "HWY 24" looks......

     "Seems a guy and his girlfriend in their late teens were driving down the 24 one day when the girl decided to give the guy a blow job...

Great pic Gem!

But for the record, that is not how "HWY 24" looks......

possibily a fake then?