The Final Exam

Sat, Apr 17 2004 18:41
Bullhockey
Posts 609
The Final Exam





Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals,
they
decided to go down to Dallas and party with some friends down there.

They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day
Sunday and didn't make it back to Norman until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor
after the final and explain to him why they missed it.

They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the weekend with the plan
to
come back and study but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way
back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a
result, they missed the final.

The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final
the following day. The guys were elated and relieved.

They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor
had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a
test booklet, and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points. It was something simple
about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each
one in his separate room. "This is going to be easy."

Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was
written:

(For 95 points): Which tire?
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Sun, Apr 18 2004 20:30
Julie
boston, mass
Posts 552
*passing bullhockey the joKe trophy*

bullhockey!!!!!!! that is thE beSt joKe i have heard in aGes!!!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL

thanK you so veRy much!!!!!!

j
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Mon, Apr 19 2004 5:12
Bullhockey
Posts 609
Wow Julie,

Judging from your reaction, the funny bone must be an erogeneous zone.

*passing bullhockey the joKe trophy*

bullhockey!!!!!!! that is thE beSt joKe i have heard in aGes!!!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL

thanK you so veRy much!!!!!!

j
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Tue, Apr 20 2004 18:26
Julie
boston, mass
Posts 552
bullhockey,

you nut! lol

i guess it's all just in antiCipation of grad school beginning for me in the fall.

j
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Thu, Apr 29 2004 1:17
Bullhockey
Posts 609
Dear Julie,

Here's another professor joke for you.

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not
being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear
attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a
death in your immediate family but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!
" A guy in the back of the room raised his hand and
asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?
"The entire class does its best to stifle their
laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the
teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes
her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd
have to write the exam with your other hand."


bullhockey,

you nut! lol

i guess it's all just in antiCipation of grad school beginning for me in the fall.

j
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Thu, Apr 29 2004 17:07
Julie
boston, mass
Posts 552
bullhockey,

fiRst you bedazZle me with the cool curVy teXt... now, again, you cause my siDeS to spliT!!!!!!

chalK up anotheR stupendous joke!!!!!! thank you so muCh sweEtie!!!!!

**kiss kiss*

j
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