Does anybody out there like the "Kids In the Hall"? This thread reminded me of one of my favorite sketches from that show:
Anal-Probing Aliens
Excerpt one:
Alien 1: Ready the anal probe.
Alien 2: [Unenthusiasticly] Anal probe is ready.
Alien 1: Commence anal probing
Alien 2: [Rolls eyes] Couldn't we at least abduct their political or religious leaders instead of just any idiot in a pickup truck?!
Alien 1: I'm sure the Great Leader has his reasons.
Alien 2: [Sarcasticly] Well, I'm sure the Great Leader is just some sort of twisted ass freak!
Alien 1: [Calmly] All right. I am now officially ignoring you. Commence anal probing.
Excerpt two:
Alien 1: You know what you need? A hobby. I know it helps me.
Alien 2: Yeah? What do you do?
Alien 1: Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty good amateur rectal photographer. Would you like to see my portfolio?
Alien 2: No. I would hate to.
Alien 1: Fine. Screw you.
Alien 2: Well, screw you.
I figure Azzlickher can probably relate a lot to Alien 1 or maybe the Great Leader, too (No offense).
Get the whole transcript if you're interested:
http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/four/analprob.html