[quote user="NitaNitro"]...average human ejaculation contains an amount of protein equal to an egg white.[/quote]

That's a common misconception. Some random website (like AskMen) says it and other sites take it as gospel. All of a sudden, you see it all over the internet.

Measuring the amount of protein in one cum shot can be difficult because the amount of ejaculate varies so much among guys. A 5-milliliter splooge is close to average and a nice number to work with.

One Egg White
Volume: 2 tablespoons or 30 milliliters
Calories: 17
Protein: 3,600 milligrams

One Splooge
Volume: 1 teaspoon or 5 milliliters
Calories: 1
Protein: 228 milligrams*

*One scientific analysis found the average ejaculate has 5,040mg protein per 100ml, which would put that 228mg number above closer to 250mg, but that difference doesn't matter much.

REALITY
--You'd have to swallow the entire load of 15 average dudes to equal the protein of one egg white.
--You'd have to swallow the entire load of 27 average dudes to equal the protein of one whole egg.
--You'd have to swallow the entire load of 105 average dudes to equal the calories of one medium banana.

[quote user="phenix87"]I have very little knowledge, but to know the benefits of abstinence, you gotta try them at least.[/quote]

I've already tried to explain the awesome hormones and endorphins that are released after orgasm. I've already tried to introduce you to "correlation does not imply causation." Let me try this another way:

Your life is complex. You can't change one small part of it and make grand assumptions about the results. For example, after you stopped ejaculating, did you also...

1) Change your intimate or communication interactions with a significant other?
2) See friends more or less often? 
2) Exercise more?
3) Eat differently?
4) Change your daily routine?
5) Find a new hobby or stimulating activity?
6) Suddenly realize you need to be more self-introspective about your entire life?
7) Keep in mind the placebo effect?

Spurious Correlations:
http://tylervigen.com/

I do not know why, I do not know how, but abstaining from masturbation does that.

As for the "sexologists", they are but merely "surface scientists", they ignore many bizarre phenomenas. The shocking thing is that they genuinely believe they know everything, they feel like the smartest person in the room.

If you're the 'smartest person' in the room........nobody would know. drum

I realised this post was a distraction from me slappin' the salami a few days ago. And are you honestly trying to tell me that a bunch of superstitious, cave dwelling, donkey riding simpletons from thousands of years ago could know more and comprehend more about the universe and life than todays scientists and researchers?

They are not dumb, and yes they know much more than many so-called "scientists" today.

Many doctors are against masturbation, did you know that?

Many warriors in the past abstained from masturbation, they knew it lowers physical and moral strength, they were "savages" but they still knew a lot about the world.

The rest is typical western arrogance, no wonder you guys are so depressed.

We have been talking a lot, what about we become.....friends? Do you love me? You know I live in a small apartment, I drink a lot of coffee, do you drink coffee too? Can we become "coffee brothers" or something? :D :D

Peace.

Dunno about 'coffee brothers', but can anyone tell me whats different about a 'Mexican Coffee House' ?. Noticed one when traveling other day. Drum

As someone who thinks he remembers the 60s. Think I preffered the eastern way.  Meditate - Copulate - Climax but dont ejaculate. Yes it is possible, and the girls like your control. drum

The vibe would be different in Mexican coffee houses. Decor, staff, music. Different food. Hopefully the one you saw serves drinks in porcelain cups and views drip coffee as a sin against humanity. Brewing styles are different in some Latin countries, using a clay pot or La Greca/stovetop moka pot. They way they steam the milk or create foam might be different. Cafe de olla has cinnamon and an unrefined cane sugar (maybe some clove). Cafe Cubano (Cuban coffee) is a sweetened espresso.  

Remember:
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Actually, I just like the old milk with coffee.

Come on man, do you think you guys know better than the people in the past? Do you honestly believe that just because we are technologically advanced, then we know everything?

see my post above........that goes back about four thousand years.

Male orgasm with no ejaculate is a Retrograde Ejaculation. It's done purposefully or because of a medical condition. Basically, your splooge is redirected to the bladder and then pissed out. Performed with intent, retrograde ejaculations have been shown to pose a risk to certain male parts.

Phenix:
Why do you keep trying to hammer into our heads that medical/scientific/societal advancements aren't actually advancements? Again, I ask you... do you actually believe what you're saying, or are you just trying to get a rise out of people? I can see by your sentence structure and lack of spelling mistakes that you are at least semi-intelligent. Please assure us that you aren't this naive. 

Well what do you know? Seeing as this post now seems to be about semen And coffee, I thought I'd google them both. And yes, there are videos.

Rule 34.

I am actually pretty stupid I must admit. :(

Semen and coffee? There must be a porn video on that, I wonder if they used decaf...

What can I do to convince you guys? I have pictures of when I was 2, I was already tapping on the keyboard of my old 386, then my dad hit me for no reason.

Do you understand why I advise people to stop porn now?

u guys lik swag yolo shiet trollface meme stuff right? i tak lik dat lolz

Just making conversation.

I'm really confused by that last message "What can I do to convince you guys? I have pictures of when I was 2, I was already tapping on the keyboard of my old 386, then my dad hit me for no reason." I'm interpreting this as you was incredibly precocious at two years old and was ..... actually, you'll just have to explain it to me.

Your post is laden with subtext. Let's break it down, shall we? 

[quote user="phenix87"]I am actually pretty stupid I must admit. :([/quote]

I want this exchange to retain a modicum of civility. (Yeah yeah yeah, I said cum.) With that goal in mind, I do feel I need to carefully address the fact you admit to being "pretty stupid." Rub your two remaining brain cells together and try to comprehend some of the previous statements I've made in this thread. At minimum, I'd like you to acquire the tiniest shred of doubt about what you've been told about self stimulation.    

[quote user="phenix87"]Semen and coffee? There must be a porn video on that[/quote]

NitaNitro told you that 23 hours earlier. I'm certain you're scared to Google "semen and coffee" because it might lead to so many undesireable ailments. That's unfortunate, because you're missing out on great videos, news stories AND images. Oh, the images.

[quote user="phenix87"]What can I do to convince you guys? I have pictures of when I was 2, I was already tapping on the keyboard of my old 386, then my dad hit me for no reason. Do you understand why I advise people to stop porn now?[/quote]

OK, so you were abused as a child. I think I know the source of your current mindset. Also, are you saying that you have pictures of your dad hitting you? I recently complimented you on your sentence structure. Please don't make me suddenly regret it. With or without such previously mentioned photos, I think you need to see a psychologist and talk some of this out.

[quote user="phenix87"]u guys lik swag yolo shiet trollface meme stuff right? i tak lik dat lolz [/quote]

Are you drunk?

[quote user="phenix87"]Just making conversation.[/quote]

No. You're not. You just slapped us with a nonsequitur that's making my brain hurt. I'd like to give you another chance at starting a conversation. I suggest posing a question to the group, avoiding text-speak. State your education level, such as the last grade you completed, and ask us if that's normal.

Hope to hear from you soon.

You hope to hear from me? We're making progress I see.

Do not fap, fap is bad mm'kay, fap is also easy, fap sucks, fap's just a fap, fap makes you sad, fap makes you weak, fap makes you evil, fap makes you insult, and sometimes!!!! FAP MAKES YOU FAP LAWL !!!!

I am just trying to give this great and civile conversation we're having some....emotion...if I can make you laugh you will much easier to....convince.

Leave your thing alone all right? Just don't touch it, good things will happen to you (usually)

Never FAP.  and which Rule 34 ?. The NCIS one?, the Asimov one?, the one in the New York Science Desk Reference?. Oh, forgot  the Marani one. drum

Cant think of anything as disgusting as sweet expresso......coffee should be thick n black. Order Americano this side of pond and first thing they ask is, 'do you want milk?' , no i want an americano!. Fav place is The Algerian Coffee Shop in Soho, you can sniff, you can chew the beans, they'll make you a tryout shot, roast n grind in front of you, heaven. Err? and the off licence next door that sells malt whisky out of the barrel, also biggest range of worldwide spirits ever (even stuff with three green worms and a chunk of bark). drum