I thought this was the NAUGHTIEST thread not the NASTIEST thread. Anyway, I'm probably the naughtiest motherfucker here. I hadn't been a virgin for like three years before I ever had sex in a bed. I lost it while the girl was sitting on top of a washing machine, while my parents were home on New Years. I've boned a girl in my folks van while my brother and his gf drove. Then after we dropped her off, I drove so they could screw. I've had sex at a water park on the waterslide tower. I've had sex in a bowling alley men's room while a guy was taking a dump in the stall next to ours, trying not to laugh my ass off the whole time because the guy kept farting. I got caught by this girls mom once and she took me into the other room to have a talk with me but we ended up getting it on. Done it in a spa, pool, back of a 240sx, park bench, playground, picnic table, public park in the bushes, back of my brothers Javelin, on the hood of a '69 VW(if you can believe that)with my gf's friend, threesome in front of an audience several times, video taped in front of an audience(not for a porn), I got a threesome from a gf for graduation once, gf went to get some alcohol and I screwed the "present" while she was out, fingered gf's sister while laying next to my gf, on a girl's parents bed, at the drive-in, I've done a lot of shit in my day, there's probably someone out there worse but oh well, I've had a lot of fantasies fulfilled. I'm still waiting on the bath tub full of red jello cubes.

I thought this was the NAUGHTIEST thread not the NASTIEST thread. Anyway, I'm probably the naughtiest motherfucker here. I hadn't been a virgin for like three years before I ever had sex in a bed. I lost it while the girl was sitting on top of a washing machine, while my parents were home on New Years. I've boned a girl in my folks van while my brother and his gf drove. Then after we dropped her off, I drove so they could screw. I've had sex at a water park on the waterslide tower. I've had sex in a bowling alley men's room while a guy was taking a dump in the stall next to ours, trying not to laugh my ass off the whole time because the guy kept farting. I got caught by this girls mom once and she took me into the other room to have a talk with me but we ended up getting it on. Done it in a spa, pool, back of a 240sx, park bench, playground, picnic table, public park in the bushes, back of my brothers Javelin, on the hood of a '69 VW(if you can believe that)with my gf's friend, threesome in front of an audience several times, video taped in front of an audience(not for a porn), I got a threesome from a gf for graduation once, gf went to get some alcohol and I screwed the "present" while she was out, fingered gf's sister while laying next to my gf, on a girl's parents bed, at the drive-in, I've done a lot of shit in my day, there's probably someone out there worse but oh well, I've had a lot of fantasies fulfilled. I'm still waiting on the bath tub full of red jello cubes.

geez dude.. that is a lot of shit.. hopefully someday I can finally get there.. or atleast have 4-5 of the same things you've done..

     I thought this was the NAUGHTIEST thread not the NASTIEST thread. Anyway, I'm probably the naughtiest motherfucker here. I hadn't been a virgin for like three years before I ever had sex in a bed. I lost it while the girl was sitting on top of a washing machine, while my parents were home on New Years. I've boned a girl in my folks van while my brother and his gf drove. Then after we dropped her off, I drove so they could screw. I've had sex at a water park on the waterslide tower. I've had sex in a bowling alley men's room while a guy was taking a dump in the stall next to ours, trying not to laugh my ass off the whole time because the guy kept farting. I got caught by this girls mom once and she took me into the other room to have a talk with me but we ended up getting it on. Done it in a spa, pool, back of a 240sx, park bench, playground, picnic table, public park in the bushes, back of my brothers Javelin, on the hood of a '69 VW(if you can believe that)with my gf's friend, threesome in front of an audience several times, video taped in front of an audience(not for a porn), I got a threesome from a gf for graduation once, gf went to get some alcohol and I screwed the "present" while she was out, fingered gf's sister while laying next to my gf, on a girl's parents bed, at the drive-in, I've done a lot of shit in my day, there's probably someone out there worse but oh well, I've had a lot of fantasies fulfilled. I'm still waiting on the bath tub full of red jello cubes.

geez dude.. that is a lot of shit.. hopefully someday I can finally get there.. or atleast have 4-5 of the same things you've done..

u eally are naughty man

damn rihgt.. it just doesn't seem entirely possible.. but I wouldn't know..

hmmm, the naughtiest things I've ever done...

did anal once, very kinky, but hurt like hell
masturbated in church when I was a kid lol I'm going to hell...
fucked a guy who was old enough to be my dad
and gave a boy a blowjob on the street after a concert. I was drunk.

hmmm, the naughtiest things I've ever done...

did anal once, very kinky, but hurt like hell
masturbated in church when I was a kid lol I'm going to hell...
fucked a guy who was old enough to be my dad
and gave a boy a blowjob on the street after a concert. I was drunk.



damn.. masturbation in church.. that is great..

hmmm, the naughtiest things I've ever done...

did anal once, very kinky, but hurt like hell
masturbated in church when I was a kid lol I'm going to hell...
fucked a guy who was old enough to be my dad
and gave a boy a blowjob on the street after a concert. I was drunk.


all are gr8, well mayhap except th anal, and old guy fucking..

hell, thats already the half of it

I had posted this before at one point, before there was this thread/topic. So the ones who have read this before, please bare with me:

When I was in collage, I had sex after hours with my gal on the desk of this CEO's office.

That's it. Short and simple. Not even going to get into how I found out years later, that the people at work found out and new about this one night! My best guess, is there must have been a worker coming in after hours to pick something up or maybe a cleaning lady saw us...

PS: There was no "camera" in the office, I checked before we started.

thats great.. they probably had like a hidden camera and we're like watching it and selling it over the net.. lol..

...they probably had like a hidden camera and we're like watching it and selling it over the net...

I have thought about that from time to time. But since this was like in 91' I think I would have known by now if it ever made it on the net or even video tape. I would have saw myself by now. And if not, trust me - if my friends would have seen it, they sure as hell would have told me.

yeah thats true.. gotta make you wonder how they found out.. didn't leave any cum stains anywhere did ya? lol

I thought this was the NAUGHTIEST thread not the NASTIEST thread. Anyway, I'm probably the naughtiest motherfucker here. I hadn't been a virgin for like three years before I ever had sex in a bed. I lost it while the girl was sitting on top of a washing machine, while my parents were home on New Years. I've boned a girl in my folks van while my brother and his gf drove. Then after we dropped her off, I drove so they could screw. I've had sex at a water park on the waterslide tower. I've had sex in a bowling alley men's room while a guy was taking a dump in the stall next to ours, trying not to laugh my ass off the whole time because the guy kept farting. I got caught by this girls mom once and she took me into the other room to have a talk with me but we ended up getting it on. Done it in a spa, pool, back of a 240sx, park bench, playground, picnic table, public park in the bushes, back of my brothers Javelin, on the hood of a '69 VW(if you can believe that)with my gf's friend, threesome in front of an audience several times, video taped in front of an audience(not for a porn), I got a threesome from a gf for graduation once, gf went to get some alcohol and I screwed the "present" while she was out, fingered gf's sister while laying next to my gf, on a girl's parents bed, at the drive-in, I've done a lot of shit in my day, there's probably someone out there worse but oh well, I've had a lot of fantasies fulfilled. I'm still waiting on the bath tub full of red jello cubes.

eh...yeah....me too.

serious now:
the naughtiest thing i ever did was uploading this avatar because she don't know about it. the gurlie is seventeen and send me all kind of digital pics of her. i met her through the phone last year, you know, that kind of phonenumbers you can call. i got her private number, and after a few days she began sending me pics. a lot. naughty pics. we were chatting through msn as she made the pics, so i could tell her what i wanted. after 3 weeks she wanted to meet me. she said, "tonight, or otherwise, leave it" mind you she was 17, and i was 36. so we met. she came to me, i had to pay for her trainticket ("you got yourself a cheap hour", she said). she put on the underwear you see on the avatar and walked in my bedroom, in the door she said "remind me that i have to call my mom later". we did all kinds of things you perverts would like to know, and then she said "i won't see you again". that's cool huh? i feel used.

serious now:
the naughtiest thing i ever did was uploading this avatar because she don't know about it. the gurlie is seventeen and send me all kind of digital pics of her. i met her through the phone last year, you know, that kind of phonenumbers you can call. i got her private number, and after a few days she began sending me pics. a lot. naughty pics. we were chatting through msn as she made the pics, so i could tell her what i wanted. after 3 weeks she wanted to meet me. she said, "tonight, or otherwise, leave it" mind you she was 17, and i was 36. so we met. she came to me, i had to pay for her trainticket ("you got yourself a cheap hour", she said). she put on the underwear you see on the avatar and walked in my bedroom, in the door she said "remind me that i have to call my mom later". we did all kinds of things you perverts would like to know, and then she said "i won't see you again". that's cool huh? i feel used.

yeah used.. i would like to be used like this too
omfg!! reading all these - man, how lucky you allare

     serious now:
     the naughtiest thing i ever did was uploading this avatar because she don't know about it. the gurlie is seventeen and send me all kind of digital pics of her. i met her through the phone last year, you know, that kind of phonenumbers you can call. i got her private number, and after a few days she began sending me pics. a lot. naughty pics. we were chatting through msn as she made the pics, so i could tell her what i wanted. after 3 weeks she wanted to meet me. she said, "tonight, or otherwise, leave it" mind you she was 17, and i was 36. so we met. she came to me, i had to pay for her trainticket ("you got yourself a cheap hour", she said). she put on the underwear you see on the avatar and walked in my bedroom, in the door she said "remind me that i have to call my mom later". we did all kinds of things you perverts would like to know, and then she said "i won't see you again". that's cool huh? i feel used.

yeah used.. i would like to be used like this too
omfg!! reading all these - man, how lucky you allare

Yes some storyes sound extremely "lucky"!

Now a true one!!!
I was in form 10 of the Grammarschool in Cologne. We had the graduation party, you know this one what you have when you are finished school....!!!
All of us had drunk very much but it was me who fucked a fine girl in one of the toilets!!!
after maybe 15 minutes her best girlfriend(34-24-35) searched the girl I was fucking! At least she found us but when she realized what was going on she closed the door, took my cock in her mouth and gave me the best blowjob I ever had!!!

damn Dale, you were so used.. but hey who cares! However you can get some.. besides you had the best possible thing.. sex with no relationship or strings attached..

As for Katemaster.. damn you're lucky to..

Damn why can't I be that fucking lucky

Damn why can't I be that fucking lucky

there is a saying in Poland: "If you're lucky in cards, you're unlucky in love"

so dont worry jdk, we will be lucky in gambling

     Damn why can't I be that fucking lucky

there is a saying in Poland: "If you're lucky in cards, you're unlucky in love"

so dont worry jdk, we will be lucky in gambling

In Germany we say:"Anyway,anywhere,anytime everybody will be lucky at his time!
I think you guys know what I mean with lucky!

          Damn why can't I be that fucking lucky
     
     there is a saying in Poland: "If you're lucky in cards, you're unlucky in love"
     
     so dont worry jdk, we will be lucky in gambling

In Germany we say:"Anyway,anywhere,anytime everybody will be lucky at his time!
I think you guys know what I mean with lucky!


sure , we just have to wait... i hope we wont wait too long

yeah.. its getting to be a rather long time for me.. but I know my time will come.. I'm just getting impatiant..