Hey. Howdy y'all.

Okay, to the subject. Things I hate about porn.

#1. I can't stand it when guys jack off to finish. I just hate the thought of watching a guy get himself off. Ick. None for me, please. What's wrong with the female porn stars? Can't they finish the job? I know that the idea is to better direct the splooging where it is desired, but how much training would it take to get the girl to take aim?
It's really too bad that even my favorite porn chicks don't do the whole job.

#2. 30 minutes of getting undressed followed by 2 minutes of blowjob.

#3. Uncovered blowjob (and receipt of splooge), but covered sex. Don't they know that splooge can spread STDs in any hole? Get tested, and do that thing.

#4. Cum dodgers. Chicks who suck it uncovered, but avoid the product of their labor like it is baby poop. There are variations on this, like chicks who do the continuous spit (even after a load is shot in her mouth). Girls, you are in PORN. Suck it, love it, swallow it.

#5. No after-cum blowing. C'mon girl suck that thing dry.

There used to be a thread here on this topic called porn pet peeves but it seems to have disappeared. Anyhow I have to agree with you whole heartedly on your #1, So much that I created this themes thread: http://peachyforum.com/forums/t/cum-she-makes-him-121379.aspx

Add to my list facials. Nine out of ten porn vids end with a facial and honestly by the time the guy takes aim Ive seen enough. Sure there might be an actual slut or two out there that enjoys it but in every video?! Come on now give it a rest.

In addition, and I know some of you will say :o but anal. Really if I wanted to see someone get fucked in the shit hole I could always go watch some gay porn. Its like dude your one inch away from a nice wet pussy and youd rather be fucking shit? Ive seen great vids turn to crap (no pun intended) when the dude decides to fuck her in the ass.

Very true post lol

Guys making fun of or outright insulting the models, apparently figuring that we watchers are going to laugh along with their taking advantage of cute, young women (or I wouldn't be looking at them).

There is a LOT of what I hate in porn. I will list just some of the things: implants, guys constantly and aggressively talking shit during the scene, repeating the same goddamn thing ad infinitum, outright degradation and humiliation (some bondage and spanking and such would be otherwise ok, but it really is usually blown so much out of proportion that it just looks violent), ass to mouth, urination, extreme amounts of makeup on women and generally making scenes look hostile rather than intimate.

I think that most of these guys who do porn are gay and can't get off to a girl.  That is why they finish it off themselves instead of while in the girl.

Jerking at the end has to stop.

More build up at thee beginning.

The girl should get the guy hard.

[quote user="jimsin"]I think that most of these guys who do porn are gay and can't get off to a girl.  That is why they finish it off themselves instead of while in the girl.[/quote]

They might just be and if they are producers need to stop using them.

Just like the guy who spread AIDS after he took a trip to Brazil to have sex bareback with untested -not allowed-.

A few of my unfavorite things in porn: Girls who sceam and moan the same rythm every five seconds for 10 minutes. Plastic looking girls - I much prefer natural "girl next door" amateur made porn to the professionally made stuff. Guys who cum on a girls face. When the camera guy talks to the guy fucking the girl. I don't need a commentary or direction from some douchebag while watching porn. When 1/2 of the movie is shown where the guys balls are slapping the girls ass. I prefer movies shot from different angles so you can see different angles of a girl. When the guy disrespects the girl. I mean come on, you're getting laid for Pete's sake. Be nice I really hate when a guy slaps the shit out of a girls tits. Tits are not to be treated this way. They are to be squeezed and sucked. Tits are beautiful things that should be handled with care. Guys who do not cum in the girl. Porn movies with no sound at all. This isn't the 1920's. I need to hear the girl enjoying herself. Porn with music playing over the sounds of sex, whether it be a cheesy soundtrack or the couple playing music or the TV in the background. Basically, I want to see natural sex between a male and female.

Cumshots. If a guy doesn't know where a penis goes, he shouldn't be in porn. Bad camera angles. Camera should more than a foot off the floor. Maybe a lot of camera men are really, really short?

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- Squirting girls. All they are doing is urinating, its been proven woman CAN NOT have squirting orgasms like men. Just so unreal and unsanitary.

- The actress. One that over does everything from moaning, screaming and moving around. If I wanted that I would watch 9 1/2 weeks... 

- Man created facial. When I guy has to finish off by wacking it... I am not really that thrilled. If its  a girl giving him a tug job at the end, that is worth while. I like to see wait to the last second barely get out of the vagina spurting money shot... Peter North was awesome at this.

- a small dick. It just makes point #2 in my post that much more obvious. I do not want to watch some dinky dick screw a gorgeous girl... 

- Professional. I appreciate some professionally shot stuff, but I am much more Gonzo, real life. When I know every day a girl just wipes her chin off and grabs the check and walks out... meh. If I know this is the first time or just a few times for the amateur and she just isn't to sure about the whole thing... that gets me going.

Models in a fireplace scene, with a COLD fireplace (vast majority of scenes). What, are logs/gas too expensive?

 

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Add to my list. Lesbian vids with stapons..

Just what one hates about usual movies:  bad/no directing, bad/ugly actors, bad camera work, bad/no editing, lame/no script.

Milf's & Matures that are totally shaved.  They are women, women have pubic hair.

exo.. what?! I suppose u prefer they dont shave thier legs and pits either? -- pukes--

When the guy is on top. I much rather see the woman get on top and really work and grind his dick. I also just prefer seeing her ass in my face over his.

When the guy is on top. I much rather see the woman get on top and really work and grind his dick. I also just prefer seeing her ass in my face over his.

1.) Girls with horrendous tattoos 2.) Bad boob jobs

For me, it's the fake moaning / screaming, and me not being in them...LOL

For me, it's anything derogatory (to either sex).. For prime example, Young Throats is just revolting. I often go "off" a model immediately if I see her letting herself being degraded like that.

Derogatory also means anything anal.. I dislike anal because it's filthy, but sodomizing is just ugly.

As stated several times already, whacking off at the end. First, I do not like to look at a guy pulling himself, and with a girl/s right there.. WTF?

Two guys doing a chick is OK if she's really into it, but when I see her rub two dicks together during a blow job, or I see two dicks rubbing against each other during a DP.. That is totally camp and they must be gay for sure.

Tattoos and fake tits.

When I think about it, porn is pretty ugly.