I agree that the chokehold on the girl's throat is disgusting. In my opinion, this is more of the biggest, most serious problem in porn - male pornstars thinking they really are "stars," instead of what they really are - props. They think we want to see their disgusting, over-muscled arms cutting off the windpipe of the thing I am really there to see - the girl. I've said it so many times, but it merits repeating over and over again. I want to see AS LITTLE OF THE MAN IN THE SHOT AS POSSIBLE. The bear minimum. His dick, that's it. This is one reason I like POV shots - when done right, you see (and hear) very little of the man, and the entire focus is where it should be - on the beautiful woman being fucked.

JensFromSweden:

what is the deal with taking a choke grip (with hand) around the girl throat while fucking?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation

guys fucking a sweet chick with their socks on (to hide the fungus on their feet)

and the pixelation censorship on most jap videos

mike=)).

And waving a dirty 'builders bum' at the camera....ugh. Drum

I'll add a voice to the "I hate too much makeup" group. Example:
http://peachyforum.com/t/hannah-sharp-cosmid-361986.aspx
I'm a fan of that body shape, and she's cute, but that makeup she cakes on her face is highly distracting. A more natural face with the right lighting looks great in a photo shoot.

that's known as cos-play :)

mike=)).

a lack of ass shots in softcore/artistic stills bothers me. and generally i'd rather not see a man or his parts at all. i don't like tatoos for the most part, but i don't mind most peircings and i like punk porn so tats are a constant annoyance. hate silis. i hate obviously fake pleasure faces. i hate girls over-posing. this isn't ANTM and if you'd pose in a regular natural human posture i'd appreciate your beauty more. the lack of plump girls. i like girls that are a little thick and it's hard to find chubby, cute, curvy girls.

 

I agree about wanting to see as little of the male performer as possible - but surely it's the makers who decide what goes into the scene and not the performers.  and in my experience some women enjoy the choke hold.

ormly_gumfudgin:

a lack of ass shots in softcore/artistic stills bothers me. and generally i'd rather not see a man or his parts at all. i don't like tatoos for the most part, but i don't mind most peircings and i like punk porn so tats are a constant annoyance. hate silis. i hate obviously fake pleasure faces. i hate girls over-posing. this isn't ANTM and if you'd pose in a regular natural human posture i'd appreciate your beauty more. the lack of plump girls. i like girls that are a little thick and it's hard to find chubby, cute, curvy girls.

 

I agree with all said. Some girls never show their ass. Are the photographers morons and forget to get all angles? or is there a problem with the girls' ass??

if you want hairy, go lick a man. I hate chicks with a 70's bush and pit hair. Who the fuck could like that?

Never been a huge fan of anal. I'd much rather see her get her pussy pounded over getting it up her shitter. And fuck, it cant be comfortable, much less feel good with a 9 inch cock up your asshole.

Girls who only do movies and never do photo sets annoys me.

Did anybody mention spending a hige amound of time introducing, then undressing, then 5 minutes of sex

Yeah, but on the other hand there are these really hot models I like, and then they do only one photo shoot never to appear again. Like ann k from aw or blitz from ism. I bet everyone finds these busty girls hot, so couldn't they figure out there was a bigger demand for more? Another example is kelly janssen/lords from the early nineties. speaking of picture sets: what's up with those pic sets in b/w? Are they trying to be artsy or something, what is the reasoning behind it? Why would anyone want that? I suppose everyone can edit or just use the grayscale filers in their picture view applications.

The issue isn't, I think, whether "some women" enjoy the choke hold (I would argue that none do - they're lying). The subject of this thread is things we hate about porn, and the previous poster identified the choke hold. I agree with him. I think its disgusting and wish it was outlawed from porn (along with male performers opening their mouths and the ExploitedCollegeGirl guy - HATE him). We realize, I think, that some people may like it. Hey, I happen to like anal, and many others on here don't. But I agree with the original poster, personally.

As to the who is making the choice to put the male performers front and center point, I will agree with you to a point. I think there are many male performers who actively try to be the center of the scene. They talk incessantly, won't shut up, moan and grunt and make the "aren't I so great" faces at the camera (nothing worse than the wide eyes, mouth wide open, tongue out with two "I Love you" signs on each hand saying, essentially, "look at me, I think I'm a star). In my opinion male "performers" need to understand that they are fungible props and no one wants to see or hear from them (for example, again, the ExploitedCollegeGirls guy - in case you can't tell, I HATE him. He constantly asks women inane things like "do you like the way I fuck you," "am I better than your boyfriend" or "do you like to be choked". God I would love to punch that idiot in the face). As I've said before, the sooner that every male porn "actor" has his vocal cords forcibly removed, the better a world it would be. Shut up and be the props you are.

Has anyone said air-brushed pictures yet? Yuk.

... and photographers who never capture her whole body in a shot EVER! Zoom out guys!

Yeah, that's another WolfMan.. I love a full naked body pose to see a model's figure, and not a bunch of super-close ups with the model pulling herself wide open for the camera. So much of the photography is simply unimaginative, repetitive, unprofessional or plain amateur. So many beautiful models are let down by their photographer. It seems some try too hard to be original and end up with such uncomfortable and silly poses and/or surroundings. That awesome looking babe Anya is a good example of repetitive photography. How many outdoor galleries can you do that look the same as the last? Lucky she is so perfect that her beauty she makes good of mediocre photographers.

Fake tits, tattoo's and Anal sex. My three pet hates on a nice looking chick. Looks like I'll be giving up Porn soon, it's rife with it......

Accents for me can sometimes kill it. I mean most people are used to hearing an American accent that when someone comes along with an British accent or an Australian accent it distracts from the action.

Bott:

Fake tits, tattoo's and Anal sex. My three pet hates on a nice looking chick. Looks like I'll be giving up Porn soon, it's rife with it......

I feel your pain brother..

My top three also.

While I only share one of your pet peeves, I feel your sentiment that "looks like I'll be giving up Porn soon."  My porn consumption has dropped by leaps and bounds in the last year or so out of sheer frustration and disgust.  The amount of money I spend on it has dropped to zero.  Unfortunately, it seems that things are getting worse, not better.

peacheaterxxx:

#5 Stupid fucking props- I like pussy. I don't especially care for balloons, or globes, or tennis rackets, or whatever other stupid fucking object happened to be in the room and made the camera guy go "Hey, you know what would be cool..." No. It's not cool. Girls' with sexy bodies are cool. Show that.

Perfect example. I am notsexually attracted to tennis rackets:

http://galleryv2.peachy18.com/aHR0cDovL3d3dy5zZXh5LW1vZGVscy5uZXQvYS9hbGV4aXMtdGF5bG9yL2JhZG1pbnRvbi13aXRoLWFsZXhpcy10YXlsb3IuaHRtbA%3d%3d/

New pet peeve - spanking.  What's the fucking point?  Why?  Its so stupid.  Some of these guys spank girls until their butts are beat red.  That's NOT sexy.  Girlsdoporn - normally a pretty good outfit - is getting really really bad at this.  If I wanted a girl's butt to be red, I'd look for some wierd sunburn fetish porn.  Its distracting and I GUARANTEE you the women don't like it (no matter what they say, they're lying).  Hell in a hand basket - get off my lawn, kids!

Actually that's a badmington racket... :)

You sure Mike?, looks like my electric fly swatter. Drum

nope... no power cord (unless it runs on batteries which might be OK for electric tooth brushes, but not hi-voltage fly swatters)

Just undid it , to look, two batteries giving 3 volts at 2200ma, capasitive discharge approx 90 volt. hope she does'nt put it anywhere damp !. drum

While I generally like some anal, I absolutely HATE the gape shots!! 

 'Okay, everybody, stop what you're doing, pull out, spread the ass cheeks as far apart as you can, and then zoom in as close as possible to show the inside of a red, raw hole.  Did you get the shot, Fred?"

I just don't get it.  Also, pornguys, stop slapping these girls in the face!  What the hell's wrong with you?

I think my biggest dislike in porn is the length of time people do take to undress. I do appretiate romance... just no in porn - am I right? I'm watching that stuff to get off. That said, I do appretiate some story behind things. Good stories, I mean. Not the poorly written "I'ma a plumber" genero-crap plot.