Things I love/hate about porn page 8

Wed, Mar 28 2012 4:58
muckypup
Posts 3
I have to agree with those who say cumshot. What is such a turn on about seeing a guy shoot in a girl's face? Unless it's bukkake which is more of a laugh than anything else for me. I'd much rather see the stuff go where it's supposed to.
Wed, Mar 28 2012 15:20
saoir
London
Posts 38
What a great thread ... again ! What I want to know is who are the dudes buying the shit that is being shovelled all the time ? with the crap we all list above as thing we hate ? Someone must be buying it ? Recently I turned on a bit to young mature lesbian vids. Ok they may not be everyone's cup of tea but let me say that there are a few things in them that are great ... There's always a lead up to the sex, a bit of flirting and seduction. It is CLEAR that both of them want it and enjoy it. Most of them don't revert to the usual vibrator bullshit 2/3 way in. And lastly the orgasms look very very real. I think I'll tap this seem for while more for all of those reasons.
Tue, Apr 24 2012 2:33
Hunter27
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I thought about starting a whole new thread "what I love about porn" but obviously that would be redundant. There's enough conversation and debate in this this thread, it should be renamed "Things I Love/Hate about porn". Mods?

Saoir you must be talking about scenes from girlfriends films. I'm a huge fan of GF. Real orgasms, and minimal usage of bullshit like strapons and unnecessary toys. How awesome is it watching a babe sucking on a strapon (rhetorical question)? Really, what lesbian would suck a strapon? GF provides realistic, top of the line lesbian.
Sun, Jul 1 2012 18:00
midcore
Posts 6
Have you guys every heard of this model: Clanddi Jinkcego?Just google. Ewww, those are the fugliest silicones I have seen in a long time. I am really disgusted!!
Sun, Jul 1 2012 20:13
Joe Mahma
Posts 166

herp derp

Mon, Jul 2 2012 0:16
santah
Posts 555
Shoes in bed -  an ordinary scene, a guy and a girl in bed, but she has her shoes or sneakers on! Why?
Fri, Jul 6 2012 12:01
carrier
Posts 306
Hate when Models beg for gifts, money, on twitter. Sad thing is they get it all the time, but it's the worst when they start bitching and complaining when their not getting it.
Fri, Jul 13 2012 10:02
midcore
Posts 6
What I love aobut porn? ... ... ... I have been looking for a good vid since 1997, never found anything that I liked from beginning to end, but it hurts to say this: it is getting worse by the year. for example those porn parodies and cfnm 100% all real situations.. jezus almighty, is that supposed to be porn for women or what?? They regard this as a novelty, no less, but it is an eyesore total crap. I can honestly say that everything they shoot is the exact opposite how I would have done it. I haven't seen a good orgy movie because they are all ruined. Imagine that movies were the same as porn and star wars would only contain an interview with luke skywalker, "so you want a saber huh", and all the rest was light saber battles all the way. my biggest frustration besides silicones are cut away parts where the women undresses, why is that so taboo why do they think that I don't want to see that, it is always removed!!! But a man slowly undressing himself, yeah, that's what I was waiting for. Fugly silicones is not only a disaster for porn but for movies as well. I can't watch a movie like Bruno, the friday the 13th remake or some other horrormovies anymore because the nudity with mutilated women is in it, it's shocking, why can't women accept that there are breasts of all sizes. When I walk around with a wig, ppl will laugh at me because it is obviously fake.. but silicones, thats soo normal. It's so frustrating because when I look around me, on the internet there a countless pure natural busty girls but they aren't in these porn, why??? Why only inflated flatchesters??
Fri, Jul 13 2012 12:17
JensFromSweden
Sweden
Posts 1,182
what is the deal with taking a choke grip (with hand) around the girl throat while fucking?
Sat, Jul 14 2012 0:09
becker
Posts 72
I agree that the chokehold on the girl's throat is disgusting. In my opinion, this is more of the biggest, most serious problem in porn - male pornstars thinking they really are "stars," instead of what they really are - props. They think we want to see their disgusting, over-muscled arms cutting off the windpipe of the thing I am really there to see - the girl. I've said it so many times, but it merits repeating over and over again. I want to see AS LITTLE OF THE MAN IN THE SHOT AS POSSIBLE. The bear minimum. His dick, that's it. This is one reason I like POV shots - when done right, you see (and hear) very little of the man, and the entire focus is where it should be - on the beautiful woman being fucked.
Sat, Jul 14 2012 1:35
kamz5
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[quote user="JensFromSweden"]what is the deal with taking a choke grip (with hand) around the girl throat while fucking?[/quote] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation
Sun, Jul 15 2012 4:19
mike_op18
Netherlands
Posts 1,460
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guys fucking a sweet chick with their socks on (to hide the fungus on their feet)

and the pixelation censorship on most jap videos

mike=)).

Mon, Jul 16 2012 5:49
drumasteruk
sunny south coast
Posts 1,573
And waving a dirty 'builders bum' at the camera....ugh. Drum
Sun, Jul 22 2012 10:06
gf-is-working
Still a Nomad
Posts 418
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I'll add a voice to the "I hate too much makeup" group. Example:
http://peachyforum.com/t/hannah-sharp-cosmid-361986.aspx
I'm a fan of that body shape, and she's cute, but that makeup she cakes on her face is highly distracting. A more natural face with the right lighting looks great in a photo shoot.
Sun, Jul 22 2012 15:16
mike_op18
Netherlands
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that's known as cos-play :)

mike=)).

Thu, Jul 26 2012 21:04
ormly_gumfudgin
Posts 197

a lack of ass shots in softcore/artistic stills bothers me. and generally i'd rather not see a man or his parts at all. i don't like tatoos for the most part, but i don't mind most peircings and i like punk porn so tats are a constant annoyance. hate silis. i hate obviously fake pleasure faces. i hate girls over-posing. this isn't ANTM and if you'd pose in a regular natural human posture i'd appreciate your beauty more. the lack of plump girls. i like girls that are a little thick and it's hard to find chubby, cute, curvy girls.

 

Sun, Aug 5 2012 7:24
lawks
Posts 144
I agree about wanting to see as little of the male performer as possible - but surely it's the makers who decide what goes into the scene and not the performers.  and in my experience some women enjoy the choke hold.
Sat, Aug 11 2012 18:15
WolF Man
Posts 1,576
[quote user="ormly_gumfudgin"]

a lack of ass shots in softcore/artistic stills bothers me. and generally i'd rather not see a man or his parts at all. i don't like tatoos for the most part, but i don't mind most peircings and i like punk porn so tats are a constant annoyance. hate silis. i hate obviously fake pleasure faces. i hate girls over-posing. this isn't ANTM and if you'd pose in a regular natural human posture i'd appreciate your beauty more. the lack of plump girls. i like girls that are a little thick and it's hard to find chubby, cute, curvy girls.

 

[/quote] I agree with all said. Some girls never show their ass. Are the photographers morons and forget to get all angles? or is there a problem with the girls' ass??
Sat, Aug 11 2012 23:14
Hunter27
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if you want hairy, go lick a man. I hate chicks with a 70's bush and pit hair. Who the fuck could like that?
Mon, Aug 13 2012 6:30
jeeptj
In the sticks
Posts 22
Never been a huge fan of anal. I'd much rather see her get her pussy pounded over getting it up her shitter. And fuck, it cant be comfortable, much less feel good with a 9 inch cock up your asshole.

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