Fergie

Mon, Aug 21 2006 21:36
Fucktard
San Diego, California
Posts 3,043
Retired Moderator
Am I the only one that thinks this girl is not all that? And did you see when she pissed her panties at the show in San Diego and her publicity team told everyone it was sweat? Here is a classic quote from thesuperficial.com:

Fergie's reps are claiming she didn't pee herself in San Diego at Street Scene over the weekend, and that the huge wet spot in the middle of her crotch was just sweat, but either way I'm going with disgusting. Obviously sweat is a million times more acceptable than urine, but what kind of monster woman sweats to the point where it could be mistaken for pee? The only people I know that sweat that much are male professional athletes and fat people. So which one is it, Fergie? Are you a male professional athlete or fat?

LOL! But seriously, she sounds so cute in her new single......"I’m Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time!" But she just isn't. I admit I have been somewhat blessed as far as girlfriends in my life so far, and I am also pretty sure when I say that if I had to stoop as low as dating Fergie, I would have a few ribs removed and just stay home and suck my own dick.



F~
Mon, Aug 21 2006 22:27
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
thanx, F~ ...I agree totally !!

in the beginning, I thought she was a hotty with a bit of a "hard" look in the face but a killer  bod ... and the Pea's first hit was catchy and not typical.
but then came the follow up tunes and every one of them sucks ass!  WTF is with "my humps" and "let's get retarded" ??? 
nothing but repetitious blather with a catchy beat ... lyrics about as deep as a puddle.

not trying to go too far off topic but all this dribble adds to her unappealing presence.

cheers                   Beer
Mon, Aug 21 2006 23:33
I'm lovin' it
Canada
Posts 95
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!


Everyone's like saying how hot she is and everything, but I'm looking at here face and....

She's like another Sarah Jessica Parker :P The think that fucking gets me is that her voice turns me on. I keep telling myself that she's ugly but I just can't see her face singing with that voice.


Oh yeah, a piss stain is a lot hotter then a sweaty vagina....   but that's just me



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Tue, Aug 22 2006 2:22
roundligament
Posts 21
I totally agree with you.  I hate the fact that she sings about her humps, her lovely lady lumps- yet she has NO ass and wears crappy looking shorts. 
Tue, Aug 22 2006 3:47
Neeger Kirvega
Preparing for zombie invasion!
Posts 308
agree, i still think bep makes great music tho Wink
Tue, Aug 22 2006 9:56
drumasteruk
sunny south coast
Posts 1,573

Thats not Lady Sarah !! doesnt look anything like her

DrumCool

Sat, Aug 26 2006 7:10
matadorstuff
UK
Posts 2,518

LOL... Have to admit I was thinking why the hell is there a post about Sarah Ferguson on peachy?

Sat, Sep 9 2006 23:05
oiboy
Posts 33
I think she looks like a man myself. Her music is quite horrible and her lyrics are laughable. I mean, how much talent doea it take to make a song using words that ryhme hump and junk etc? I'm also sick of her constantly reminding everyone how she beat her crystal meth addiction in all her interviews. She should get back on that shit and write some new material.

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