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Tue, Jun 21 2005 15:59

beginner

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Pious Paul's

Turkey Stuffin' Secret!

For an Unusual and Nutritious Thanksgiving Treat!

First, thoroughly wash the bird, making a thorough inspection of the breast cavity.

Secondly, mix up your favorite stuffing recipe. Omit any instructions that call for added salt.

Again, inspect the neck and breast cavity for sharp bones or other obstructions.

Did you ever notice how the turkey’s neck cavity resembles a human vagina?

It really does look like a vagina, doesn't it?

WOAH!

Stuffin' the turkey can be fun!

The final, outstanding result will be clearly evident in this delicious, golden brown delicacy!

Just smell that delicious aroma!

Your family will be thrilled and delighted by the scrumptious Thanksgiving feast that YOU have prepared!

My Secret Stuffin' Recipe will stay our secret, eh?

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!

http://www.jesusseesus.com/turkeystuffin.html

Mon, Jan 23 2006 10:02

beginner

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Mon, Jan 23 2006 10:52

shhs

Posts 6,255

Dear fellow peachy-members,

Please pay tribute to the two one and only
true hardcore Fast Food lovers...

Bow your heads in honor of
the late Darren Bull and Scott Martin

EXCLUSIVE: DEATH BY BURGERS AGED 21

JUNK food addict Darren Bull refused to eat anything but burgers, chips,
kebabs and fry-ups ...and it killed him at 21.

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid%3D16612484%26method%3Dfull%26siteid%3D62484%26headline%3Dexclusive%2d%2ddeath%2dby%2dburgers%2daged%2d21-name_page.html

And remember: Mother is always right!!

Or as Tony Perkins once put it: "Oh no mother, what did you do again, all this blood!!!"

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Tue, Jan 24 2006 11:08

beginner

Posts 4,806

Effects of Junk Food Effects of junk food

Junk Food Giggles

Canadians believe that junk food is an important food group. ******* Most kid's breakfast cereals have over 50% if their calories as sugar. The good news is that the box is high in fiber. ******* Cookie addicts have crummy lives. ******* Donuts have holes to remind you of the nutrition your missing. ******* Vegetarians honestly believe that vegetables have no feelings.

Tue, Jan 24 2006 12:23