My dick is so big.... page 2

Mon, Mar 27 2006 1:42
jch1
Posts 4,583
Retired Moderator
scooch:
My dick is so big my girlfriend said "ouch" when I put it in her bottom!

that's not very big.

my dick is so big, your girlfriend won't be able to sit for a week


Mon, Mar 27 2006 5:29
scooch
Australia
Posts 704

jch1:
scooch:
My dick is so big my girlfriend said "ouch" when I put it in her bottom!

that's not very big.

my dick is so big, your girlfriend won't be able to sit for a week


 

Big Smile [:D]   LOL

Was waiting for someting like that.

Mon, Mar 27 2006 12:24
macintouch
Posts 171
That's not very big...

My dick is so big, I can fuck 2 girls at a time.
Thu, Mar 30 2006 11:14
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
My dick is so big. The Al-Qaeda crashed a jet into it.




Thu, Mar 30 2006 17:38
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096

My dick is so big, more than 75% of it still remains unexplored.

My dick is so big, it pays more taxes than I do.

My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.


Fri, Mar 31 2006 13:09
sosmooth10
Posts 606

my dick is so big i have to pay additional property tax for it in 5 different countries

my dick is so big i can have sex with gals in japan while i'm still in america

 and everytime i do it, well that is the reason why japan gets all those earthquakes

my dick is so big NASA wants me to mount satellites on it for them

my dick is so big it has its own gravitational field

 

 

 

Fri, Mar 31 2006 15:32
macintouch
Posts 171
My dick is so big, it's in 2 pages of the dictionnary.
Tue, Apr 11 2006 18:11
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
my dick is so big, it packs my shit for me.
my dick is so big, I have to fake a headache just to get some sleep.
my dick is so big, it comes home WHENEVER THE FUCK IT WANTS TO.

Drunk [:*)]

Tue, Apr 11 2006 21:59
paintedtoes
Member for over 7 years!
Posts 2,161
madcow:
my dick is so big, it packs my shit for me.
my dick is so big, I have to fake a headache just to get some sleep.
my dick is so big, it comes home WHENEVER THE FUCK IT WANTS TO.

Drunk [:*)]



Wow! I guess a lot of guys have big dicks!...LOL


Painted
Sat, Apr 29 2006 3:36
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
" My dick is the walrus,  Coo, coo, ka joob. "
Mon, May 1 2006 20:45
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
my dick is so big, it made me leave the room while it had sex with my girlfriend.

Mon, May 1 2006 20:51
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
paintedtoes:
madcow:
my dick is so big, it packs my shit for me.
my dick is so big, I have to fake a headache just to get some sleep.
my dick is so big, it comes home WHENEVER THE FUCK IT WANTS TO.

Drunk [:*)]

Wow! I guess a lot of guys have big dicks!...LOL Painted


I thought this was the 'fantasy' thread ...
Wed, Jun 14 2006 21:37
CoffeeAndPorn
Posts 582
my dick is so big it was the inspiration for the movie anaconda
Sun, Jun 25 2006 13:02
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
my dick is so big, John Travolta wants to buy it.
my dick is so big, Tom Cruise demands platforms when he stands next to it.
my dick is so big, it made Andre Agassi retire.
my dick is so big, it inspired Bette Midler to write "Wind Beneath My Wings."
my dick is so big, Britney's pregnant again !
my dick is so big, Sir Richard Branson timeshares it.

boo-ya !!!

Sun, Aug 6 2006 14:28
Dirty Barry
Posts 50
my dick is only two inches..................................................................................from the floor !
Sun, Aug 6 2006 17:09
nightmare
Posts 102
My dick is so big..... so there !!
Mon, Aug 7 2006 16:33
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
Dirty Barry:
my dick is only two inches..................................................................................from the floor !


which floor?  1st or 2nd?              Confused
Mon, Aug 7 2006 16:38
madcow
Beavertits, Canada
Posts 1,792
my dick is so big ... it pays double condo fees.
Mon, Aug 7 2006 18:24
Neeger Kirvega
Preparing for zombie invasion!
Posts 308
My dick is so big it has to swallow 8 girls just to get enough blood for a proper boner
Fri, Aug 11 2006 4:23
mutant
Posts 1

my dick is so big that my mom wanted to amputate my third leg


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