Spanking it
Chocking the chicken
Spankin' the monkey
Cuffin' the carrot
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Jerkin the gherkin
Fistin' the mister
Beating the meat
Shuckin' the corn
Five knuckle shuffle

Took me and my friends an hour to remember these... Anymore?

Oh! Dear Hunter...getting bored??

Pumping Percy

Hose Drill

Manual Contraception!!

Pocket Games

Have Fun!

Boppin' the baloney (from National Lampoon's Vacation)

Slapping the salami (from Parenthood?)

Badgering the witness
Audition your hand puppet
Basting the ham
Bludgeon the beefsteak
Bugger your hand
Burp the worm
Clean your rifle
Feed the ducks
Flog the dolphin
Frost the pastries
Holding your own
Liquidating the inventory
Milk the lizard
Paddle the pickle
Slap pappy
Smiting the pink knight
Stretching the truth
Take matters into your own hands
Unpacking the moving van
Varnish the flagpole
Whip your dripper

F~

waxing the candle
plank spankin
monkey buffer
changing the wallpaper
greasin the lugnut
my own private Idaho
throbbin your knobbin
the dick flick

stilton cheese, Grommet ...

(anybody get that last one?)

 P  U  N  C  H  I  N  G 
 T  H  E
 C  L  O  W  N  !

47 ways? Did I count that right lol?

polishing the bishop

taking the one eyed worm for a walk

playing pocket pool

 

 

if its in the shower then its two birds with one stone.  we needed a towel anyways

 Casting a Ballot
 Wrestling with the Weasel
 Priming the Pleasure Pump
 Dancing with your Daddy
 Loving your Little Lady
 Rubbing Richie
 Tuning the Tuba
 Going for the Gold
 Frying the flounder
 Wringing out the washcloth