Is Bullhockey's throne of "King Of Comedy" being threatened by Goat and Hog? After all , I am one of Bull's biggest fans and even wanted to rename this section "Bullhockeys HaHa Forum" . C'mon man you are being trounced by a 4-legged bacon dispenser and a fucking billy goat. I trust this will bring upon us a flood of extremely funny posts from the puck-shooting cattle man .

Oh and one other thing : Is a Bull , a Goat , and a Hog telling us all of our jokes? Or am I hallucinating again? It's somewhat barbaric that we reward our brave and mighty funny-bone ticklers with a hearty laugh and then coat them with Lawry's , garlic powder , and lemon pepper and toss them on the grill . Gives new meaning to the phrase "Beating your meat". Seems they deserve so much better .

But hey , Bon Appetit! Someone please grab me a beer and pass the potato salad . And make it snappy , my triumverate meat plate is getting cold!


F~

Goat99 and Hog have paid me to take a dive so I give you this as the weekend offering.......

Give The Frog A Loan

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."



Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.



The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.


Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.



She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"




The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."



(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)



Is Bullhockey's throne of "King Of Comedy" being threatened by Goat and Hog? After all , I am one of Bull's biggest fans and even wanted to rename this section "Bullhockeys HaHa Forum" . C'mon man you are being trounced by a 4-legged bacon dispenser and a fucking billy goat. I trust this will bring upon us a flood of extremely funny posts from the puck-shooting cattle man .

Oh and one other thing : Is a Bull , a Goat , and a Hog telling us all of our jokes? Or am I hallucinating again? It's somewhat barbaric that we reward our brave and mighty funny-bone ticklers with a hearty laugh and then coat them with Lawry's , garlic powder , and lemon pepper and toss them on the grill . Gives new meaning to the phrase "Beating your meat". Seems they deserve so much better .

But hey , Bon Appetit! Someone please grab me a beer and pass the potato salad . And make it snappy , my triumverate meat plate is getting cold!


F~

I think your job is secure here Bullhockey, Very good one indeed.

and yes I got that stupid song in my head

scarface

     Is Bullhockey's throne of "King Of Comedy" being threatened by Goat and Hog? After all , I am one of Bull's biggest fans and even wanted to rename this section "Bullhockeys HaHa Forum" . C'mon man you are being trounced by a 4-legged bacon dispenser and a fucking billy goat. I trust this will bring upon us a flood of extremely funny posts from the puck-shooting cattle man .
     
     Oh and one other thing : Is a Bull , a Goat , and a Hog telling us all of our jokes? Or am I hallucinating again? It's somewhat barbaric that we reward our brave and mighty funny-bone ticklers with a hearty laugh and then coat them with Lawry's , garlic powder , and lemon pepper and toss them on the grill . Gives new meaning to the phrase "Beating your meat". Seems they deserve so much better .
     
     But hey , Bon Appetit! Someone please grab me a beer and pass the potato salad . And make it snappy , my triumverate meat plate is getting cold!

this billy goat not over yet expect more stuff in the future and yeah it seems were very few posting jokes here like fucktard said most of them is me bull and hog and a few others that post sometime common ppl start posting some stuff lets put some fun in the site(aldo looking at women is also fun) im off to find some more ft awoke the sleeping goat

Let this dog throw his hat in the ring

A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical. After the examination the doctor says "I'm sorry to tell you this but you only have 2 weeks to live". The patient replies "Doc, it can't be possible, I'm in the best shape of my life. I feel great. There has to be something you can do". The doctor replies " Sorry nothing I can do" The patient says " Doc, there has to be something....anything"
Doc replies " OK, Take a mud bath every day for the next 2 weeks"
The patient, relieved, says " That will cure me?". Doc says "No. but it will get you used to dirt".



A guy saw his neighbor digging a hole in his backyard. "What are you doing?" he asked. His neighbor replied " My son's goldfish died and I'm burying it"
"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish...isn't it?" asked the neighbor.
" No, the fish is inside your fucking cat".


A blonde wanted to rent a x-rated video. At the video store she selected one that sounded extremely hot. but when she got home the only thing the tape played was static and snow. She called the store and complained that the video did not work. The clerk at the store was very sorry and kindly asked what was the name of the video. The blonde replied "Head Cleaner".

Is Bullhockey's throne of "King Of Comedy" being threatened by Goat and Hog? After all , I am one of Bull's biggest fans and even wanted to rename this section "Bullhockeys HaHa Forum" . C'mon man you are being trounced by a 4-legged bacon dispenser and a fucking billy goat. I trust this will bring upon us a flood of extremely funny posts from the puck-shooting cattle man .

Oh and one other thing : Is a Bull , a Goat , and a Hog telling us all of our jokes? Or am I hallucinating again? It's somewhat barbaric that we reward our brave and mighty funny-bone ticklers with a hearty laugh and then coat them with Lawry's , garlic powder , and lemon pepper and toss them on the grill . Gives new meaning to the phrase "Beating your meat". Seems they deserve so much better .

But hey , Bon Appetit! Someone please grab me a beer and pass the potato salad . And make it snappy , my triumverate meat plate is getting cold!


F~




I dare must say, " kings rise and fall faster than a tweekers dick on a meth binge.
But there is only, and will forever in time be only one Fuck of Tard.
Unchallenged throughout eternity. Rising above all. You stand as a God.
As I read your corolations above, I was reminisce of the Christmas I spent in Montego Bay, Jamacia.
Everywhere you go you find little grass shanty lean-tos bellowing with smoke from hugh steel bar-b-ques.
And every one of them only offered the exact same three things.............
jerk pork,
jerk goat,
jerk beef,

irie
Cinsidy

I dare must say, " kings rise and fall faster than a tweekers dick on a meth binge.
But there is only, and will forever in time be only one Fuck of Tard.
Unchallenged throughout eternity. Rising above all. You stand as a God.
As I read your corolations above, I was reminisce of the Christmas I spent in Montego Bay, Jamacia.
Everywhere you go you find little grass shanty lean-tos bellowing with smoke from hugh steel bar-b-ques.
And every one of them only offered the exact same three things.............
jerk pork,
jerk goat,
jerk beef,

irie
Cinsidy


Irie my brother


F~

Is Bullhockey's throne of "King Of Comedy" being threatened by Goat and Hog? After all , I am one of Bull's biggest fans...
F~




F, I understand the post.

I agree Bullhockey, Goat, Hog are all VERY funny! But I would have to go with "KS". He's post(s) always have me rolling on the ground laughing!

Cheers to all who post on the "Funny/Joke" section!

I trust this will bring upon us a flood of extremely funny posts from the puck-shooting cattle man .

Holy crap, Fucktard,

When I first read that I thought you said PUKE shooting cattle man. Actually my nickname has more to do with scatology than hockey (the sport). You have probably heard the term, horse hockey. So actually my name is bullshit.

Now I'm curious about your sign off. Would'nt F~ be Fuck Tilda? Who is Tilda,anyway?

Bullhockey




F~

I agree Bullhockey, Goat, Hog are all VERY funny! But I would have to go with "KS". He's post(s) always have me rolling on the ground laughing!

Thanks Painted... Glad to see someone recognizes Quality over Quantity...

Who wants to fight??? Well bring it here

http://bbs.peachy18.com/ShowPost.aspx?Page=5&ThreadId=36948

Now I'm curious about your sign off. Would'nt F~ be Fuck Tilda? Who is Tilda,anyway?

Bullhockey

Actually its a tilde...(~) and is just one of the things I do to spice up the forum a bit . It means nothing in the context of (F~). And while I know you were just fucking with me , apparently my "style" is catching on because many people are now putting their name or initials below posts which never happened before I arrived here , as well as the wide use of my ™ and ® and many other little things . But hey , imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and I never complain , but after awhile people tend to forget who the actual originator was . And Bull , if you really want some , bring your shit-talking to my Insult And Jab™ biatch KS is about cooked anyways , he can't even come back properly after the vicious attacks that were bestowed upon him recently . You are a bright guy by all accounts and I suspect you would do quite well in there .


F~

Wow , this section is really jumping now . I figured a little kick in the ass would do the trick . Nice posts everyone , keep 'em coming


F~

Wow , this section is really jumping now . I figured a little kick in the ass would do the trick . Nice posts everyone , keep 'em coming


F~


Tard..wasnt sure how to respond..hahaha

my tag ..hog..is actually short for groundhog so im not sure if thats good or bad
considering its a rodent which spends more time on highways and back roads rather than on someones breakfast plate..though certain folks in the hills might differ on that. so either way , a 4 legged bacon dispenser or road kill, leaves me being not exactly pick of the litter..though i am cute and cuddly and make a good target
at 60 yards

my tag ..hog..is actually short for groundhog so im not sure if thats good or bad
considering its a rodent which spends more time on highways and back roads rather than on someones breakfast plate..though certain folks in the hills might differ on that. so either way , a 4 legged bacon dispenser or road kill, leaves me being not exactly pick of the litter..though i am cute and cuddly and make a good target
at 60 yards


if the groudhog is big enough it might make a good little fur hat

Tard..wasnt sure how to respond..hahaha

my tag ..hog..is actually short for groundhog so im not sure if thats good or bad
considering its a rodent which spends more time on highways and back roads rather than on someones breakfast plate..though certain folks in the hills might differ on that. so either way , a 4 legged bacon dispenser or road kill, leaves me being not exactly pick of the litter..though i am cute and cuddly and make a good target
at 60 yards

Well yeah so I made the wrong call on 2 out of the 3 names lol . It was just an idea I got while reading all of the threads here in FS . It wasn't a reflection of the person , only the nicknames . So now we have a goat , groundhog , and bullshit . Still funny , but the context of my original post is out the proverbial window . Oh well , it sure got this section rolling again and that's all that matters


F~

Well yeah so I made the wrong call on 2 out of the 3 names lol . It was just an idea I got while reading all of the threads here in FS . It wasn't a reflection of the person , only the nicknames . So now we have a goat , groundhog , and bullshit . Still funny , but the context of my original post is out the proverbial window . Oh well , it sure got this section rolling again and that's all that matters


F~


dont worry about it i also thought hog stand for pig but like u said youve kick this forum a good as kicking

     my tag ..hog..is actually short for groundhog so im not sure if thats good or bad
     considering its a rodent which spends more time on highways and back roads rather than on someones breakfast plate..though certain folks in the hills might differ on that. so either way , a 4 legged bacon dispenser or road kill, leaves me being not exactly pick of the litter..though i am cute and cuddly and make a good target
     at 60 yards


Am I mistaken ?
Isn't a groundhog just about the same thing as a gerbil ?

Lemmiwinks
Cinsidy

     
          my tag ..hog..is actually short for groundhog so im not sure if thats good or bad
          considering its a rodent which spends more time on highways and back roads rather than on someones breakfast plate..though certain folks in the hills might differ on that. so either way , a 4 legged bacon dispenser or road kill, leaves me being not exactly pick of the litter..though i am cute and cuddly and make a good target
          at 60 yards


Am I mistaken ?
Isn't a groundhog just about the same thing as a gerbil ?

Lemmiwinks
Cinsidy

no its about the size of a cat and its not a mouse i can tell u that my cat almost died once when he was attacked by one of those

"pssst...here kitty kitty"