Dirty Harry:

The girl is loud, but nothing else to be good... Befor my studies I lived in poland. Thats more funny country. There is a law, that it is forbidden to take a sunbath topless, because that's called a "Nieobyczajny Wybryk" (ill-manneredly prank).

So... It's illegal because it's too hard to spell?

and the state flower, i've seen many a fatass "posing" on the texas state flower bluebonnets while they're significant other+2.21232cheetos) took a picture of them for their christmas card.   i just hope those bluebonnets had the capability to die. 

theres a law here that homeless people can't "panhandle."  ok, i guess they'll just get jobs

Saw this in Connecticut (US) some years ago:  Speedlimit for bicycles (!): 60 MPH............ (105 KMH)

In London (UK) there's still a local law saying that "a person driving a car should be in the frontseat...."