Tales Of The Sidy

Sun, Aug 13 2006 18:44
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
*   On Christmas Eve of just this past year 2005, a local resident lost control of their vehicle, swerved across oncoming traffic and struck a lone pedestrian on the opposing sidewalk. Upon the arrival of emergency services and local Metro law enforcement two things were immediately discorved. One, the vehicles driver wass completely sober. And two, the pedestrian was carrying no identification. Seriously injured, barely clinging to life the pedestrian was wisked away to the closest trama center and admitted as a John Doe. It was there in the hospital emergency room that the doctors on staff with fast paced skill and perhaps a little Christmas magic were able to save the man's life. With his condition stabilized the pedestrian now however laid in a state of comatose.
  Now here we are, some seven and a half months later. The reason the driver lost control of his vehicle remains undetermined and no charges against him were ever pressed. And as for his comatosed victim? Well he's still laying there and still nobody knows who he is. A white male, average weight and height appearing to be of early middle age, no identifing scars or tatoos. Nobody has come looking for him. An exhaustive search through local and F.B.I. missing persons data base has provided no help at all. The man's physical condition and manner of dress at the time of the accident suggest that he was
definitley not homeless or a transient.
  So if anybody out there is interested. You might want to take a look around and see if you're missing anybody. There's talk that "C.S.I." is considering the story for an upcomiming episode. So who knows? If you claim this guy, maybe you could get a guest shot on the show?

  cee you in the sidy 

  cinsidy 




Tue, Aug 15 2006 5:38
cinsidy
The Back Pocket of Big Busniess
Posts 1,096
 " IT'S  A  FACT! "

With thanks to Mayor Oscar Goodman, it is now illlegal here in the sidy to feed the homeless. And is punishable by a $1000 fine and up to 6 months in jail.

* One of Oscar Goodman's first action as Mayor was to use sidy tax dollars to round up down town vagrants and put them on a bus to Salt Lake City Ut. The Mayor of Salt Lake also used tax dollars to send them back.

* Our proud Metro Officers have shot over 40 people this year to date.

* We now out rate the sidy of New York in assault crimes, murder and rape.

* We have one of the lowest rated educational systems in the nation.

* Over 5000 new people move here each month.

 " IT'S  A  FACT! "


Tue, Aug 15 2006 11:00
andylo
Posts 1,567
cinsidy:


With thanks to Mayor Oscar Goodman, it is now illlegal here in the sidy to feed the homeless. And is punishable by a $1000 fine and up to 6 months in jail.








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