This is one of the funniest (and sadly, truest) comments I've ever read in any forum, bar none. I literally laughed for like 2 minutes. Fucking hilarious, my man.
Nothing takes the wind from my sails like seeing orange ooze and/or toilet paper shards all over a chick's shit shutter. Not exactly the type of "dirty" I'm into, and True Amateur has a knack for depicting it more often than not.
It appears the creepy dude that runs that site will, quite literally, take on all comers (and cum on all takers). I've always thought that guy's shitty couch looks like it would smell really nasty too. Turn on a black light on in there and it would look like a fucking planetarium.
One would think when a chick knows she's going to be doing a porno shoot, and that someone will be taking close-ups of her holes, she might want to give the ol' giblets a cursory wash-up...but I guess when you're drunk/strung out, you don't really give a shit (pun intended) about that sort of thing.
At any rate, we now return you to your regularly scheduled "chicks-opening-their-assholes-for-cock" thread, already in progress...