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Canadians believe that junk food is an important food group. ******* Most kid's breakfast cereals have over 50% if their calories as sugar. The good news is that the box is high in fiber. ******* Cookie addicts have crummy lives. ******* Donuts have holes to remind you of the nutrition your missing. ******* Vegetarian Canadians  honestly believe that vegetables have no feelings.

Hey Everyone,

Its National Vegetarian Week in the UK (cross my heart!).

SO EAT ONE TODAY!

Its got to be better than McDonalds.

(Why does chat on peachy keep verging on gynophagia?)

Got to be a thesis in there somewhere?

Drum

C'mon people, why so many burger threads? I'm on Atkins... really,

after 3 weeks I've been eating only different brands of Cheese, "American Bacon", Eggs, Sausages, Kebap and I've lost 5 kg (10 pounds)!

Just 5 more and I'm ready for Miami Beach...

(but oh my, that McLaden does look tasty)

This is for you vegetarians out there.....

-Pey

PunkyChick wrote:

This is for you vegetarians out there.....

LOL! You go girl.

F~

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A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

The librarian says, ppzz. "I'm sorry, this is a library."

So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

Haha Beginner Time™ that's great! From what I have seen lately, I wouldn't be that surprised to see people wearing those designs around town. So great to have you back with us, and remember: Beginner Time Never Ends®

Vatsis wrote:

C'mon people, why so many burger threads? I'm on Atkins... really,

And V, you do know that the only carbs on any hamburger (other than a bit in the cheese) is in the bun right? Many places in the US are selling Atkins-style burgers with the buns removed and using the lettuce in it's place. So if you have a craving for a burger, just throw away the bread and you are good to go

F~

Vatsis wrote:

C'mon people, why so many burger threads? I'm on Atkins... really, after 3 weeks I've been eating only different brands of Cheese, "American Bacon", Eggs, Sausages, Kebap and I've lost 5 kg (10 pounds)! Just 5 more and I'm ready for Miami Beach... (but oh my, that McLaden does look tasty)

Vatsis wrote:

C'mon people, why so many burger threads? I'm on Atkins... really, after 3 weeks I've been eating only different brands of Cheese, "American Bacon", Eggs, Sausages, Kebap and I've lost 5 kg (10 pounds)! Just 5 more and I'm ready for Miami Beach... (but oh my, that McLaden does look tasty)

Vatsis wrote:

C'mon people, why so many burger threads? I'm on Atkins... really, after 3 weeks I've been eating only different brands of Cheese, "American Bacon", Eggs, Sausages, Kebap and I've lost 5 kg (10 pounds)! Just 5 more and I'm ready for Miami Beach... (but oh my, that McLaden does look tasty)

or you mean bacon and eggs?

Actual Fast Food Application

beginner wrote:

Actual Fast Food Application

That's one funny application, I've heard it before... and that the person really got that job. Maybe it's just an urban legend?

@Fucktard: Yes, I know I need to stay away from bread (=carb)... burgers won't taste good without it, so I prefer eating a real t-bone steak! But I do miss BigMacs. Have to taste those lettuce burgers when I see them...

@Cin: Never heard of Famonda, I'll try it when I hit US. Cheese currently in my refrigerator: Port Salut (france), Gouda (Holland), Edam (Finland), Cheddar (Germany), Bergablu "rottencheese (?)" (Germany), cheese breads (Sweden). Oh, and that 'Port Salut' is the best so far - very soft, milk-like.

@SuperEvil: "American Bacon" is just one brand, tastes better then other bacon (from Germany). It's got more salt and less white parts (=fat).

Vatsis wrote:

@Cin: Never heard of Famonda, I'll try it when I hit US.

Vatsis,

Hate to tell you this, but Cin got you. here is the defintion of "Famonda Cheese" from the Urban Dictionary website:

You can find famunda cheese between these hairy nuts and the taint region."

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cinsidy wrote:

Dear Vatsis,  I have nothing but the deepest respect for you. And I assure you I haven't the slightest idea as to what Rave & F~ were refering to.

Luckily for you, I haven't still went asking for Fermundo on every grocery store...

Damn you cin, soon I'll get YOU

God i lov this Burgers ®™ark

but not too much sauce.

fast food joke´s

1,) Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
Only if they have a very frank relationship!

2.) Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

3.) What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
Any girl named Patty!

4.) Who are the hamburgers favourite people?
Vegetarians!

5.) Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
Because it's a FAST food!

the Mc Diddy´s we call it the Nuggets force

http://www.superjer.com/mcdiddys.php ;(Part one)

http://www.superjer.com/mcdiddys2.php ;(Part two)

nothing will be the same as before !!!

Nothing will taste the same anymore......

http://www.weird-food.com