Found this is it's hilarious:



A Truly Canadian Apology to the U.S.

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology
to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently
and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

He is a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's
any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly
on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected
him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more
trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper
and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess
our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than
yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812.
I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your
beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going
up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I
realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against
Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're
constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is
really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset
over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Haven't we nuked Canada yet?  Need to find a president who will push that agenda faster.

the problem with the world is everyone blaming everyone for everything..  who gives a fuck..  just have fun don't argue and be happy..

Fuck yeah, Spookman! We may love to make fun of Canada, but just because we dish it, it doesn't mean we have to take it! Besides, it's not like America is capable of making a mistake or anything.

Didn't we make Canaduh™ a parking lot awhile back? Someone is fucking fired....

F~

klchr96 wrote:

A Truly Canadian Apology to the U.S. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Apart from "Canadian" several dozens of other nationalities could be used.......

Exactly!  Like your country, Gloop:  Anyone who knows their history can recount the way Germany heroically liberated Luxembourg from the imperialist Americans...

Listen, CanaDUH, American Jr. or whatever you're going by these days, These are what you need to apologize for.

-Pey

Pey not all of us are perfect like klchr and myself besides doesn't Alex work for a US game show and Celine well last I saw she's pulling them in in Vegas. "You people will watch anything"
(LMAO) nice thread K (you do know there's gonna be hell to pay for this right? .....I can't wait....

Apology accepted.
I'd like to apoligize to the Canaduhians for stealing the Quebec Nordiques (Phoenix Coyotes), Vancover Grizzlies (Memphis Grizzlies), Montreal Expos (Washington Nationals), Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky.
Anything else decent up there that you guys don't want to support?
How about we take the beloved Montreal Canadians off your hands. You can keep the CFL.
Just Joking

Hey Raven, show you know nothing about Hockey, Nordiques became the Colorado Avalanches, the Coyotes was the Winnipeg Jets.

HAHAHA I had to rectify this, Hockey is our game and look what happenned to it since you guys stole it.....its dead

And Pey , what's wrong with Jeoperdy??Questions too hard for little American brains?? LOL, Yeah I guess the price is right is hard enough... geees all theses prices you got to guess...

As for Celine... we kicked her out and you were stupid enough to pick her up, hahahahahaha, just don't send us Micheal Jackson in exchange, eikkk.

K

Winnipeg Jets lick ass better get MR. G.   and fix it.

well, since we're all bashing each other (not my style but...)

*thanx for that Blackout a few years ago on the eastern seaboard and

*I can't wait 'til you fuckers run out of fresh water ...

ravenman:

Apology accepted.
I'd like to apoligize to the Canaduhians for stealing the Quebec Nordiques (Phoenix Coyotes), Vancover Grizzlies (Memphis Grizzlies), Montreal Expos (Washington Nationals), Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky.
Anything else decent up there that you guys don't want to support?
How about we take the beloved Montreal Canadians off your hands. You can keep the CFL.
Just Joking

oh, you had to take a shot at hockey, didn't ya ...

for the record - take the best players off any hockey team and 3 out of 4 times you'll end up with a Canadian or a European.

boo ya !!         

I personally never had a problem with Canaduh. Beautiful scenery, girls, and weed -- people seemed really cool to me in my few travels there etc.
Every country and state always picks on whoever borders them. Have you ever read the North Dakota jokebook written by people in Montana?
I personally go south for my punching bag. Fuck Mexico.

F~

Spookman:

Haven't we nuked Canada yet?  Need to find a president who will push that agenda faster.

go to.....
http://peachyforum.com/forums/thread/215691.aspx
....see 5th. reply

Let's let the facts speek for them selfs.
We are kind enough to refrain from using terms like "kanuks","Dudley DoRights", and "seal beaters".
We gave you Kraft Dinnner. And what to we get in return?

Oh, and let's not forget al-Qaida's Ahmed Ressam (the Millennium Bomber)

Busted crossing the boarder into the US in Dec.99 with a trunk fulla nitroglycerin intended to blow up LAX.

The only reason we are not sending back even just one of these fine pillars of society is for fear of a bacon embargo.

the u.s. foreign relations policy with canada:  well, at least its not mexico.

when did canada actually gain its independence?  what was the name of that war?  the canadian revolution or something?    well i've nothing against canada, i've spent lots of time in vancouver, but if i have to lay down a diss, then i would point out again that we kicked that king george's crazy ass, and canada just sorta gained independence when england stopped caring.