Alsayid69:

cinsidy:

quantiq:

Time to get back to normality.

"It really is a small world."
"Good Gosh Golly Quantiq! You sure called that one.
"I had no idea you knew Norma Lity. But sure as shit, soon as I mentioned your name her face lit up in a big 'O' shit shiney grin.And she said she'd take you back any time."
ps, "If you do see her, could you tell her, I'm really gonna need to get my dick back."

Hmnnnn... if Serena Williams orgasmed while riding your cock, would she pinch it off?

Not again.

From Cin: "... But hey, ask me the same question again about some of her friends."


LMAO!

To funny!

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Alsayid69:

cinsidy:

quantiq:

Time to get back to normality.

"It really is a small world."
"Good Gosh Golly Quantiq! You sure called that one."
"I had no idea you knew Norma Lity. But sure as shit, soon as I mentioned your name her face lit up in a big 'O' shit shiney grin.
And she said she'd take you back any time."

ps, "If you do see her, could you tell her, I'm really gonna need to get my dick back."

Hmnnnn... if Serena Williams orgasmed while riding your cock, would she pinch it off?

just wondering, is that your O-face in the pic or an intentional blur ?   

... " Hmnnnn... if Serena Williams orgasmed while riding your cock, would she pinch it off?..."

I don't think that I would want to be in bed with Serena in the first place.

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I think that testing cosmetics on animals is a bad idea 'cause the last thing I want to see when I'm plastered is a cougar with too much eyeliner and not enough rouge ...

                        

madcow:

I think that testing cosmetics on animals is a bad idea 'cause the last thing I want to see when I'm plastered is a cougar with too much eyeliner and not enough rouge ...

LMAO!!

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Madcow,

Hope you haven't been drinking

 

too purrfect, raven ...  LMFAO !

Why is it that, when your right (men) your girl can ALWAYS make you feel that you are so WRONG on any and or a subject?

Aside from that, when dogs bark at each other... are they really speaking to one another??

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Women emit a colorless gas from their vaginas with similar effects to that of the Penguin's purple-haze gas as seen in the original non-animated batman episodes. This "gas" invades the olfactory sense and disrupts the thinking and general intelligence, lets fucking face it haven't we all dumbed down the conversation with a chick just to get in the sack, or tried to maintain a level of goofiness, subconscience submission Painted.

As for the dog talking thing, let me get back to you on that one.

For me, if I go over 65mph, I get a ticket, then why can my car go 120mph? Why even design an engine to go that fast if its against the law?

As far as the human race has come, how can we not design a brackpad that lasts forever? Does the answer simply lie in the well-known "Auto-Part Racket" conspiracy theory of '82?

Osito:

Women emit a colorless gas from their vaginas with similar effects to
that of the Penguin's purple-haze gas as seen in the original
non-animated batman episodes. This "gas" invades the olfactory sense
and disrupts the thinking and general intelligence, lets fucking face
it haven't we all dumbed down the conversation with a chick just to get
in the sack, or tried to maintain a level of goofiness, subconscience
submission Painted.



As for the dog talking thing, let me get back to you on that one.



For me, if I go over 65mph, I get a ticket, then why can my car go
120mph? Why even design an engine to go that fast if its against the
law?



As far as the human race has come, how can we not design a brackpad
that lasts forever? Does the answer simply lie in the well-known
"Auto-Part Racket" conspiracy theory of '82?

Well... the reason your car CAN go 120mph is so that you CAN out run the cops when need be.
For the subject of the brackpad... well, you got me on that one... (thinking)... hmmmmm?

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Another thought: Why is it that MOST men go for the younger woman? Is there something wrong with a women that is over the age of 25? Why is it that we seek, someone who is or can be, 10-20 years younger than us??

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when I was in my early 30's, my girlfriends were mostly in their mid to early 20's ... but as for my late 30's and now, I prefer women of all ages - older and younger.
I genuinely adore attractive, older women and especially MILF's !!

my 2 cents ...

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, would it be...

1. Chicken or...

2. Fish?

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Chicken! BTW, I can't even eat 4 hot dogs and a box of kraft mac & cheese... I'm stuffed! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0005ZHZ3U/002-6249287-8285624?v=glance&n=3370831

This could make me look stupid but... i got thinking.. and just cant figure it out.

Imagine a rocket, in space. So the rocket turns on engines and fire starts bursting out and the rocket should move forward because the engine is pushing the rocket that way.. but now think: what is it pushing itself against? shouldnt vacuum rather suck the rocket in the other direction?

Errr.....energy creates mass??

just maybe

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Neeger Kirvega:

This could make me look stupid but... i got thinking.. and just cant figure it out.

Imagine a rocket, in space. So the rocket turns on engines and fire starts bursting out and the rocket should move forward because the engine is pushing the rocket that way.. but now think: what is it pushing itself against? shouldnt vacuum rather suck the rocket in the other direction?

I agree!...

We never went to the moon in the first place! It was all just ONE big shame!

Thank you for your time,

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I've always sucked in physics :(

Neeger Kirvega:

This could make me look stupid but... i got thinking.. and just cant figure it out.

Imagine a rocket, in space. So the rocket turns on engines and fire starts bursting out and the rocket should move forward because the engine is pushing the rocket that way.. but now think: what is it pushing itself against? shouldnt vacuum rather suck the rocket in the other direction?

No, not stupid at all -- because that is exactly what it SEEMS would have to happen. Lemme see if I can explain how rocket propulsion works in a vacuum. Ummm.........the engine causes the spacecraft to move by throwing mass one way (in this case high pressure gas) to get an opposite reaction. In other words it isn't pushing against anything. It is propelling itself with opposite force. A good example is a fire hose. With full pressure it takes two people to keep the hose from flying through the air, away from the flow of water. The water isn't pushing against anything, yet a very strong opposite force is created. Multiply the pressure of that water (moving mass) by 10,000 or whatever it is in the case of a rocket engine, and you have an uber powerful moving force, regardless of the atmosphere that it is used in. Hope that makes sense. I am tired.

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