Whats the difference between a truckload of watermellons and a truckload of black babies?

You can't unload a truck full of watermellons with a pitchfork.

How was transportation improved in Harlem?

They moved the trees closer together.

What do you call sex with a black man?

Rape.

How do you stop 8 black guys from raping a white girl?

Throw them a basketball.

What did the black girl say to the black guy while having sex?

No daddy you're crushing my cigarettes.

What is safe sex in Harlem?

Locking the car door.

And yes these all just came from my head.

I guy goes to see his doctor complaining of terrible headaches. The doctor runs some tests and says, "I call you tomorrow with the results." The next day the telephone rings. It's the doctor. He says, "You'd better come down to my office right away." In a panic, the man rushes to the doctor's office. The doctor is already in the waiting room when the man enters. "Well, what's the problem?" asks the man. "I've got good news and bad news," the doctor replies.
"The bad news is, you have a brain tumor that is inoperable. You'll be dead by nightfall." "What's the good news?", the man asks. "You see that woman sitting over there?" the doctor asks. "Yeah." the man replies.
The doctor smiles and says "I fucked her."

A woman is raped every eleven minutes in this country.
And boy is my dick tired!

What's easier to move, a ton of bricks, or a ton of dead babies?

Dead babies b\c you can use a pitchfork.

 

How do you make a dead baby float?

   2 scoops of dead baby, and some root beer.

what's the difference between a native and a picnic table?

a picnic table can support a family.

While walking to work Very early one morning, a man ran into an old friend of his walking in the other direction. "Well hey there." The man said to his old friend, "What are you doing out and about so early in the morning?" "Oh man! ya ain't gonna believe what happened ta me last night dude!" The old friend answered. "Check this out." The old friend continued, "I was down at the bar and I got so fucked up the bartender took my car keys. So I had to walk home. So I start walking and then I figgured I could save some time if I took a short cut down the railroad tracks. So I'm walking down the tracks and then I see this girl tied down on the railroad tracks. I looked to see if anybody else was around. But there wasn't nobody else anywhere. So I figgured hey ain't nobody here but me and her. And the bitch's tied down, So I'm gonna fuck her. So I did. I fucked her and when I got done I was gonna leave. But I thought hey there's still nobody around. So I fucked the bitch again. I kept on fucking her over and over all night until the sun started to rise. I knew people would be around soon so I quit fucking her and started walking home again. And then I ran into you." The man was stunned by his old friend's story and said to him, "That's insane! I can't believe you did that!" "But," The man man continued, "I got to know. Durning all that time you were fucking her while she was tied down on the train tracks, did you get any head?" "Head?" His old friend answered, "Naw, I never found her head."


Cin

why do girls have smaller feet than guys?

so they can get closer to the sink.

how do you change a dishwasher into a snowblower?

give the bitch a shovel.

LOL guys....that's some funny shit. I have one that fits in this context:

How do you make a little boy cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

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What's the difference between a microwave and a queer?

A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

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A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes
across a very old bottle. As he dusts it off, two rather tired
looking genies pop out. "Two genies!" he exclaims. "That must
mean six wishes!" "Sorry, buddy, it's three or nuthin'." says the genies.
"And hurry up!" The guy makes his three wishes and races off home to
see if they've been granted. He gets home and runs into his bedroom,
where he finds the most gorgeous girl he has ever seen waiting for him.
After hours of mad, passionate sex, he stumbles out of bed and walks
into the living room, where he is knee deep in $1000 bills. The guy
can hardly believe his luck. Just then there is a knock at the door.
He rushes over to open it, when two hooded KKK members throw a rope
around his neck and string him up naked until he is dead. The two
then take off their white hoods to reveal that they are, in fact, the
two genies, both looking rather puzzled. The first genie turns to the
second and says, "I can understand the beautiful woman and all the money
in the world, by why on earth would you want to be hung like a black man?"

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     A beautiful woman walks into a doctor's office and the doctor is awe-struck.  All his professionalism goes out the window.  He tells her to take off her pants and he begins rubbing her thighs.  He asks, "Do you know what I'm doing?"  "Yes," she replies, "You're checking for abnormalities."  He tells her to take off her bra and he starts rubbing her breasts.  Again he asks, "Do you know what I'm doing?"  And again she responds.  "Yes, you're looking for lumps and cancer."  Finally he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her.  "And do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.  "Yes," she replies, "getting herpes, that's why I'm here."

LMAO! That's a great one Melvin

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Where do white babies go when they die? ---> Heaven

What do they receive when they get there? ---> Wings

What do they become? ---> Angels

 

Where do black babies go when they die? ---> Hell

What do they receive when they get there? ---> Wings

What do they become? ---> Bats

What's black and loud?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why were the police happy that Michael Jackson dangled a kid over a balcony?
Because usually he just tosses them off.

What would Hitler be doing if he was alive today?
Scratching the lid of his coffin.